My eyes! My eyes are BURNING!!! Why? I just saw MacKenzie and I looked directly into her EVIL eyes for a good 10 seconds. It’s kind of like staring at the sun…NOT a good idea!
I know what you’re probably thinking…why on EARTH did I see MacKenzie?? It’s the summer! I should NEVER have to see MacKenzie!
OK, maybe that’s just what I was thinking. You’re probably not a spaz like me! But in my defense, that girl is hazardous to my health. She’s like a virus smothered in lip gloss. It’s best to stay FAR, FAR AWAY!
So here’s what went down…
This morning I was planning to meet Brandon at the animal shelter, and I was really looking forward to it. Last night I even wrote in my diary, “Squeeeee!!! SO excited about tomorrow!
So you know I was totally psyched…if it’s in the diary, it’s the real deal!
When I was riding my bike, my ankle started to hurt a little, but I wasn’t sure why. So I stopped at this park a few blocks from my house to see what was up.
I was twirling my foot in circles, trying to make my ankle feel better, when all of a sudden I heard, “You make a better door than a window dork!”
MacKenzie and Jessica were lying on a blanket in the park sun bathing, and I guess I was blocking their light.
Of all the parks in all the world, they had to tan in mine!
So I was like, “Um, my bad.” Then I started to get back on my bike. But my ankle was still hurting really, really bad.
MacKenzie was like, “Aww, what’s the matter? Having trouble balancing because of that ugly side pony tail?
It SO wasn’t ugly! It wasn’t all high and poufy, like a unicorn horn on the side of my head. It was low and wavy, and kind of pretty I thought.
Did you ever wish you had a super power? Like, super human strength or the ability to read people’s thoughts?
Right then, I wished I could just teleport myself to the animal shelter. Then I’d be seeing Brandon and those cute little animals RIGHT THEN instead of being HARASSED by MacKenzie, while Jessica sat there laughing.
I kept trying to ride away, but every time I got this weird sharp pain, and every time, the two of them whispered and pointed while laughing. SO rude!
I really didn’t want to have to do it, but I ended up pulling out my phone and calling my mom. There was no way I was going anywhere on that ankle!
When I called her, she was like, “I’m sorry dear, but I’m just on the way out the door. Your father can come pick you up!”
The only thing worse than having to stand there while MacKenzie and Jessica made fun of me would have been hopping into the bug mobile RIGHT in front of them!
I should have told my mom to have my dad pick me up a block over, but I got flustered and said, “No biggie. I’m fine!”
It took me like 20 minutes to walk my bike home…and when I got there, BOTH my parents were gone. Meaning NO ONE could drive me to the animal shelter!
I want to say it was ALL MacKenzie’s fault. If she weren’t chilling in the park being all MEAN AND NASTY to me, I would have just taken the ride from my dad.
But I guess that’s kind of on me. I have to stop caring about what she thinks! She’s SO not worth my brain activity!!!
Well, I guess I should give Brandon a call. BRB!
Squeeeee!!! He just told me his grandmother could come pick me up so I can still come to the shelter. Looks like today’s not ruined after all. 🙂