What’s up, lucky charms! 💚✨
It’s that MAGICAL time of year again when we all have the perfect excuse to wear an OBNOXIOUS amount of GREEN! On Monday, March 17th, we eat way too many shamrock-shaped snacks, and totally random people suddenly think it’s cool to PINCH you if you forget to wear green. Seriously, like WHO made up that stupid rule, and WHY is it STILL a thing?!
To be honest, we look forward to seeing who will wear the coolest outfit, who will totally forget to wear green, and who will get pinched the most times this year. Personally, we’re HOPING it’s MacKenzie Hollister!! Just Kidding 🙂. NOT!! ☹️!! She ALWAYS shows up to school wearing a ton of green, gold, and glitter! Plus, she’ll be wearing at least five layers of her brand-new St. Patrick’s Day Emerald Envy, Rainbow Rush, Shamrock Shimmer, Lucky Lip Gloss!! And, as she sashays down the hall, she’ll make a public service announcement:
“Yes, people, I have arrived! I am the epitome of St. Paddy’s Day Perfection! Check out my dewy Celtic glow, and I’m NOT even Irish! Now, bow down before my green, glam, shamrock-glittered greatness, you wanna be PRETENDERS! Toodles!”
Then she’ll sashay AWAY! We just HATE it when that girl sashays!
Have YOU decided which epic St. Paddy’s Day outfit you’re going to wear?! What’s YOUR go-to fashion vibe? Will YOU be the most stylish leprechaun at YOUR school this year? Or are you just there for the shamrock shakes, green cupcakes, and to pinch unsuspecting classmates caught not wearing green?
✨ If you want to know which St. Patrick’s Day OUTFIT matches YOUR personality, take our FUN QUIZ to find out! ✨
Then, shamROCK your MAGICAL St. Paddy’s Day style!! ✨🍀🌈
