Now I know why I’m such a massive dork…I come from a LONG line of them!!
A ton of relatives came over for Easter last weekend, including my great grandmother, who’s SO old and out of it that I once caught her trying to shove a VHS tape in my DVD player!
On Easter, she asked me, “Why don’t you and your sister put on some kind of Easter skit to entertain us?”
I WANTED to say, “Because I’m NOT five and totally annoying!” but instead I said, “Um, no thanks.”
Then SHE said, “OK, then I’LL do one!”
OMG! It was HYSTERICAL!! My sweet, older-than-dirt great grandmother got up and started…
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