b'FRIDAY, AUGUST 1Well, it looks like my FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME are finally over !YES! It was a MIND-BLOWING experience to be the opening act for the BAD BOYZ, a world-famous BOY BAND! I was heartbroken (along with millions of their fans) when they ended their tour early to take a break.Now Im STUCK at home for the rest of the summer, and my life is pretty much back to normal. Normal meaning EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING! So, for a little excitement, my bandmates and Iagreed to do a FREE concert tonight for our local Summer Fun Fest. Hey, the $100 gift cards they offered us from the CupCakery made it impossible to refuse !We were performing after Pickles the Juggling Clown and before my neighbor Mrs. Wallabanger and her FIERCE squad of elderly belly dancers. Were pros! Like, how hard could this GIG be?! . . .1'