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EXCITING NEWS ABOUT MY NEW DIARY!
Guess what?!! My new book, DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-HAPPILY EVER AFTER (Book 8) comes out on Tuesday, September 30th. SQUEEEE!!! OMG! This diary is the most WACKIEST EVER! I had this freak accident in school and actually ended…
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THE MOST EXCITING PART OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
This past Thursday was the first day of school, and it was…totally uneventful. It wasn’t super dramatic because MacKenzie was home sick. (A great start to the year!) It didn’t involve roller coaster syndrome because I didn’t run into Brandon…
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YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHO ASKED ME FOR HELP!!
OMG! You’ll never believe who just came over, bringing with her a dark, ominous cloud of pure EVIL! Actually, based on the obvious disdain in my opening sentence, I’m pretty sure you know EXACTLY who: MacKenzie! But maybe this part…
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MY FIRST EXCITING SUMMER ACTIVITY!
You’ll NEVER guess what I did on Sunday! It was the coolest thing EVER. If you guessed bird watching with my dad, you’re absolutely right! OMG, I’m so kidding. That would be way too many levels of boring and sad.…
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WHY I’M NOT GOING TO THE END-OF-THE-SCHOOL-YEAR DANCE
Are you guys out of school for the summer yet? Not me! My school is ALWAYS the last one on the whole planet to shut down for summer vacation. They tried to make us feel less bummed out by planning…
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WHAT MY MOM SAID WHEN I ASKED FOR NEW SUMMER CLOTHES
I cannot believe what my mom just told me. She is SO weird sometimes! Tomorrow is May 21st, which is one month before summer officially starts. (Yeah, I’m counting down the days!) I was really hoping my mom would give…
