#1 New York Times Bestselling Series

  • BRIANNA’S TOTALLY UNFAIR UNBIRTHDAY!!!

    BRIANNA’S TOTALLY UNFAIR UNBIRTHDAY!!!

    Hiding isn’t the right word. Cowering? Figuring out how I might disguise myself and escape this house? It all started when Brianna watched the old animated Disney version of Alice in Wonderland. I tried to warn her not to. That…

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  • BRIANNA IS MY HERO! (OR SHE JUST MADE MY LIFE A LOT WORSE!!)

    BRIANNA IS MY HERO! (OR SHE JUST MADE MY LIFE A LOT WORSE!!)

    I’M SO CONFUSED!!! I can’t decide if I need to change my name and move away, or if I have the BEST little sister in the world!! There was this big end-of-school year party in the park tonight. There were…

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  • SNOW DAY, PART TWO

    SNOW DAY, PART TWO

    I’m baaaack!!! Did you miss me? My hands are finally thawed out so I can finish telling you about my crazy snow day with Brianna. Remember how I built her an igloo, and that crazy girl DESTROYED all my hard…

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  • Snow Day

    Snow Day

    Today started out AMAZING!!! I woke up to a thick blanket of snow outside my window. The perfectly white, fresh snow that’s just right for a Snow-Brandon (that’s like a snowman, only it’s got hair that swoops into its dreamy…

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  • WHAT I TOLD MY PARENTS ABOUT BRIANNA’S FREAKY WALL ART

    WHAT I TOLD MY PARENTS ABOUT BRIANNA’S FREAKY WALL ART

    Remember how I told you last week about Brianna’s, um, INTERESTING wall painting? If you don’t remember, read all about it here and then come back. Welcome back! I’m sure you’re wondering how I explained all those creepy, freaky eyes…

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  • BRIANNA’S CREEPY, FREAKY WALL PAINTING

    BRIANNA’S CREEPY, FREAKY WALL PAINTING

    As you know, I have MAD art skills! What you may NOT know is that it runs in the family! I spent some of Saturday morning teaching Brianna how to draw people, and she did a TOTALLY awesome job! She…

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  • BRIANNA’S FLYING FIASCO

    BRIANNA’S FLYING FIASCO

    OMG, I am NEVER flying with Brianna again! This weekend, my family took an hour-long flight to visit our Uncle Kirby (who’s not REALLY our uncle…just my dad’s weirdo exterminator friend who thinks it’s hysterical that if he’s an uncle,…

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  • HOW BRIANNA’S TOTAL WEIRDNESS FINALLY PAID OFF

    HOW BRIANNA’S TOTAL WEIRDNESS FINALLY PAID OFF

    Squeeee!!! The coolest thing EVER happened this weekend! I’ve been driving myself crazy trying to find ways to earn some cash so I can replace the TV Brianna broke while I was babysitting her a couple weekends ago. First, I…

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