My neighbor, Mrs. Wallabanger, is one of the cutest little old ladies I’ve ever seen…but she’s also one of the clumsiest! Yesterday afternoon, she was struggling to carry some grocery bags to her door, and then she tripped and dropped them. I felt super bad, so I rushed to help her.  Read More

My mom is so embarrassing, and not even just to me. She embarrasses herself ALL the time! If I were my mom, I would be totally MORTIFIED over what happened in the grocery store last night! She was standing in the fruit section, squeezing oranges (maybe practicing for making juice  Read More

You know how they say, “What goes around comes around”? Well, MacKenzie goes around 24/7, and it’s FINALLY coming back! It all started yesterday in lunch when she walked by my table and grabbed my brown bag. I had already eaten my sandwich, but I had a bag of Doritos in there, and I  Read More

Brandon’s grandmother is the sweetest old lady EVER!! We’re not super close or anything, but we’ve gotten to know each other pretty well from all the time I’ve spent at the animal shelter. Yesterday my mom told me that a package had come in the mail for me, and I assumed it was some art  Read More

OMG, guess who just showed up at my front door… Still guessing? Too slow…it was MacKenzie! I heard the doorbell ring from the living room, and I was SHOCKED when I looked out my window and saw her over-hair-sprayed TWO FEET AWAY! Usually she only harasses me in school. Coming to  Read More

I never thought I’d say this, but I am SO grateful for Brianna!! The other night I was FAST ASLEEP when I felt her tapping on my face. At first I was SUPER annoyed. I mean, who wakes someone up like that…and why was she waking me up at all?? There’s only one reason to wake me up, and  Read More