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THE WORST THING MY MOM EVER BOUGHT ME
OMG! I can’t believe what my mom did! This year, like every year, she decided to spend a whopping $50 on my back-to-school clothes, which means I got five cheap things that looked like stuff Annie the orphan would wear.…
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THE THREE MOST EMBARRASSING WORDS MY MOM HAS EVER SAID
Why do I feel like my life is one giant chain of HUMILIATING events? Oh yeah, because IT IS! And my parents make sure of it. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that on the day I was born,…
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I REALLY HATE WHEN MY MOM…
I HATE when my mom volunteers me to do stuff without asking me if I want to do it. She does it all the time! I’ll be lying in bed on a Saturday morning, daydreaming about the perfectly buttered popcorn…
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WHY I’M NEVER SCHOOL SHOPPING WITH MY MOM AGAIN!
Going back to school is almost always TRAUMATIZING, and this year was no exception! It all started when I went back-to-school shopping with my mom. I just knew she’d to try to make me buy all kinds of lame, tacky…
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WHY MY MOM TOTALLY RUINED MY WEEKEND PLANS!
There’s this store near my house where you can trade your old clothes for other people’s old clothes. I SERIOUSLY wish there was a place like that to trade in parents, because sometimes, mine can be TOTALLY lame!! This weekend…
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SOCIAL MEDIA HUMILIATION!!
I am so SUPER mad at my Mom!! I swear she wants me to be the world’s biggest dork! Seriously, I think she starts each day with a to-do list that looks a little something like this: 1. Wait until…
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