February 7, 2012 FRIEND DRAMA!! So we all know I have the most AWESOME friends in the whole world! Chloe and Zoey are always super thoughtful and friendly…AND they give great advice! It’s like having two Tyras on call 24/7. Seriously, I could call either of those girls at any time with any kind of problem, no matter how small, and they would TOTALLY be there. OK, so maybe not ANY problem at ANY time. I bet they’d be kind of annoyed if I called whining about a pimple or a hang nail at 1:00 AM. And I’m pretty sure their parents wouldn’t be too cool with that either, but the point is I know those girls totally love me. And I love them! But still, today was drama central!! Last week, Chloe lent Zoey a bunch of old magazines she saved. She has a MASSIVE collection! Maybe that’s why I always get a headache when I walk into her bedroom. I subconsciously think I’m in the waiting room at a doctor’s office! (Actually, it’s probably because her mom’s bedroom is right next to it, and that woman uses so much perfume, it burns my nose hairs!) Anywho, Chloe lent Zoey all those magazines because Zoey wants to do something different with her hair, and she needs ideas. I was over Zoey’s house after school yesterday, and we were looking at all the magazines drinking root beer floats. OMG so good!! I was also logged into AOL Instant Messenger on Zoey’s computer. Chloe had a doctor’s appointment, so she couldn’t come over, which I know made her super sad. Around 4:00, Brandon IMed me, right around the same time Chloe got out of her doctor’s appointment. She called us from her mom’s cell phone in the car to let us know she was coming over. I was being all flirty online, while Zoey tried to give Chloe a play-by-play. Then call waiting beeped in, and it was Paul Preston! When Zoey switched back to Chloe to tell her, Chloe started acting all weird. She was like, “Sounds like you guys are having a ton of fun with your boys. I have a lot of homework actually. Maybe I’ll just see you guys tomorrow.” I grabbed the phone to say, “Don’t be crazy girlfriend! WE MISS YOU!!” Then Zoey tried to grab the phone back from me, and she accidentally knocked over our Root Beer floats and spilled them all over the magazines. I totally saw it happening in slow motion. I really wanted that Haagen Dazs! But it turns out that wasn’t the real problem. The real problem was Chloe. She didn’t exactly say it, but I could tell she was SUPER annoyed. She was like, “Zoey spilled on ALL the magazines? ALL of them? Even the STAR ones?” That girl LOVES herself some trashy celeb gossip! Then Chloe said the phone was breaking up and rushed us off the phone. Between me and you, I don’t think it had anything to do with the magazines. I think it was because she felt bad that she doesn’t have a crush calling or IMing her. Today in school, Chloe told me she was kind of mad at Zoey because she was “too busy giggling about Paul” to be careful with her stuff. Then Zoey told me she was kind of mad at Chloe because she rushed us off the phone and didn’t come over. They both told me not to tell the other one, which really stinks! I HATE being in the middle! We’re all such awesome friends and we hardly ever fight about anything. We’re WAY too close to let stupid petty drama tear us apart. I know it would probably help if I stop talking about Brandon so much around Chloe, and I’m totally willing to do that. No boy is more important than my BFFs! But first things first: I need to get Chloe and Zoey to talk and hug it out! Should I just tell them both it’s no big deal and they should make up? Or should I just stay out of it? What would YOU do??