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Dork Diaries Book 14

Dork Diaries

#1 New York Times Bestselling Series

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April 13, 2012

I LOVE THE MALL!

Squeeeee! That’s me being excited because I’m going to mall with Chloe and Zoey this weekend.

My parents said they’ll give me $25 to buy some clothes (which means I can probably buy a tank top and ONE pant leg) but I don’t care…I LOVE going to the mall!

Last time I was at the mall something kind of embarrassing happened. My mom and I were in this department store looking at a section of clothes that should have been labeled, “Super cheap itchy stuff that’s sure to get you HARASSED in school!”

I told my mom I wanted to go look at the shoe section, because I was thinking about begging her to buy me a pair of Uggs. (But since I didn’t see any pigs flying outside the window, I knew she wouldn’t!)

Anyway, I got lost in the store, and I ended in the pajamas section. I was looking for a sales associate so she could tell me how to get back to the LAME juniors clothes, but I bumped into this pregnant lady instead.

I walked RIGHT into her huge belly. I felt so bad! So I was like, “Oh my God, I’m SO sorry! Ummm, when are you due?”

That’s what you ask pregnant ladies, right?

Then she went, “I’m not! I’m NOT pregnant!”

Eeek! I should have known better. The store has a maternity section, and she wasn’t in it!

Anyways, this weekend I won’t be going anywhere near the department store. I have the whole day mapped out!

First, we’ll go to Wet Seal and Forever 21. I’m thinking we’ll have a fitting room fashion show. So fun!

Basically, we’ll try on a bunch of clothes we know we’re not going to buy and tell each other which stuff looks cute. You never know…we might buy it someday!

Then after we’ll go to Claire’s where I’ll probably spend my $25. You can actually get a lot of earrings and headbands and stuff with that amount of money, especially if there’s a clearance table!

After that, we’ll head over to the food court I think. Food court food is ALL KINDS OF AWESOME!

Last time I was in the food court I saw MacKenzie and Jessica, eating McDonald’s salads. (Who does that?? Eating salad in the food court should totally be against the law!!)

They had a TON of bags from Nordstrom, and I’m pretty sure I saw a couple designer purses sticking out.

MacKenzie saw me waiting in line for the bathroom with my mom, and my mom actually spit on a tissue to get something off my face. (Which is totally gross at any age, but definitely when you’re older than 5!!)

So MacKenzie took out of her phone and starting taking pictures. I thought for sure she’d put those things all over Facebook, but she hasn’t yet. She probably thinks it’s worse to TORTURE me in this way, because I have no idea when she’s going to do it!

Hopefully we won’t see her this weekend. The mall is like the world’s most fun water park, and MacKenzie is like a blood hungry shark who SO doesn’t belong there!!

After the mall, we’re going to have a sleepover at Zoey’s house, which makes the day even more awesome. Shopping + food court food + NO Brianna = the best day ever!

So that’s my awesome weekend plan!! Are you planning to do anything fun?

Category: My Diary Tags: fashionnikki

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