May 8, 2012 MACKENZIE THE THIEF!!! Sometimes I wonder if MacKenzie has any good qualities. I mean, she can’t be pure evil, right? Wrong! That girl is bad, bad, bad news 24/7!! The other day after school, I was walking with Chloe and Zoey to this convenience store nearby. We were planning to get Snapples, Starbursts and other snacks for afternoon movies at my place. When we got in there, I heard a sound that almost made my ears bleed….MacKenzie’s witch-like laugh! She was in there with Jessica looking at celebrity magazines. And they were making fun of pretty much everyone! MacKenzie was like, “Omigod that dress Jessica Alba’s wearing is SO last season!” You know what else is last season? Being a HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING but that doesn’t seem to stop MacKenzie! Anyways, I was like, “Evil alert! Let’s bail!” There’s a CVS not too far from there, so I figured we’d just go there. But Chloe really needed to go the bathroom, and the guy at that store is always super nice about letting kids use the bathroom there. So I went outside with Zoey to wait for her. If you don’t look DIRECTLY AT MacKenzie, you have a much better chance of keeping your soul!! We didn’t even see her leave the store with Jessica, but in like five minutes I heard, “No way!!” They were like ten feet away from us, on the side of the store…and MacKenzie was holding a man’s wallet! Then she went, “WOW there’s like fifty bucks in here….and no ID. SCORE!” Yup, they found some poor dude’s wallet and were TOTALLY planning to keep it!! What if that was MY wallet? I mean, if it was my wallet it would be purple and fuzzy, and it would have nothing but photo booth pics of me, Chloe, and Zoey in it. But I’d be super annoyed if someone found it and didn’t at least TRY to return it to me. I mean, they could have brought it inside and given it to the cashier clerk guy. Maybe he could hold onto it in case the guy came back to the store. Or they could have given it to their parents to give to the local police. So I screamed, “Hey, is that some guy’s wallet??” And then in case I said it too softly, “No way, did some guy lose his wallet?!?” And I DIDN’T just say this stuff in my head so no one heard it but me! I just yelled it in front of like 10 people who were in the parking lot! I don’t know what came over me! Then Chloe came out of the store and said, “Hey what’s going on?” So I was like, “I’m not sure but it looks like MacKenzie Hollister found a wallet some guy lost on the side of the store!” And I pointed over there while I yelled it. OMG it was so awesome! Everyone was looking at her, so she pretty much had to do the right thing. MacKenzie stared at me like she was trying to shoot killer lasers from her eyes. I thought she might charge at me and tackle me or something! Then Zoey was like, “Thank goodness you guys found that! I bet that guy’s going to be psyched when he comes back to the store looking for it!” After MacKenzie and Jessica brought the wallet inside, they pretty much ran away. And then the three of us went inside and bought our snacks…which we paid for with our OWN money! And why? Because WE’RE not nasty thieves, like SOME people I know!!