February 21, 2013 THE MACKENZIE MYSTERY CONTINUES! Things have been back to normal in school, and it’s really freaking me out! For a while there, it was NON-STOP drama! First there was that diaper video, and then MacKenzie blaming me for robbing her house, and then her threatening to RUIN Brandon’s party for me. Then she showed up with some kind of gift for him…and then NOTHING. He never got mad at me, and she never freaked out on me again. Maybe there was just a regular gift in that box, and she decided to torment me in some other way. But how? With what? What exactly is her plan? It’s like when you KNOW you’re going to get grounded, but you’re waiting for your parents to get home. It’s TORTURE! Whatever MacKenzie’s going to do, I just want her to get it over with!! I thought she was going to do super mean things several times in school today. In the morning, I saw her at her locker applying her fifteenth coat of lip gloss. I dropped a piece of paper on the floor, and I realized it had a drawing of Brandon looking super cute, with puppies and little hearts around him. I thought FOR SURE she was going to grab it, run to find him, and scream, “See, that DORK’S a stalker freak whose OBSESSED with you!!” But nope! Instead, she bent down, picked it up, and leaned toward me. Then she paused and looked right into my eyes before putting it in my locker and saying, “Dropped something.” In lunch, I sneezed (because this horrible cold just won’t go away!) Warning: the next part is kind of gross…sorry! When I sneezed, a little snot came out of my nose, and MacKenzie saw the whole thing! She walked over and reached into her pocket. I thought for sure she’d pull out her phone to get me on video, and say something cruel, like, “Smile dork! You and your GROSS germs are on camera!” But instead, she slowly pulled out a tissue and said, “Looks like you need this!” I practically jumped when she pulled her hand out! I know she knows what she’s doing! She’s making me SUPER paranoid and waiting for just the right time to get some kind of horrible revenge! By the end of the school day, I was a nervous, jumpy mess! I couldn’t imagine another day of worrying about MacKenzie trying to get even. When I saw her at her locker, I just blurted it out, “I need to know…what’s your evil plan?” She cocked her head to the side and made a funny face, like she was confused and I was acting crazy…like I just commanded her to show me her hidden third leg or something equally nuts! “WHAT evil plan?” she asked, all innocent-like. Then she continued, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” I huffed, “You think I robbed your house. You think I turned everyone against you. You’re mad I went to Brandon’s party and you weren’t invited, and even though it’s totally delusional, you seriously think Brandon would be into you if it weren’t for me! What are you planning to do?!” I couldn’t believe I said all that! I called her delusional RIGHT to her face! Right then, she leaned in slowly and actually pulled me in for a hug. I wanted to push her away, but I was kind of scared eight slimy tentacles might come out of her arms and trap me in her evil grip! I was just about to gag from her gross perfume when she whispered in my ear, “Wouldn’t you like to know.” Then she let me go, smiled this evil little smile, slammed her locker door, and sashayed away! I kind of want to go to the principal about this, but what could I say? “MacKenzie maybe, probably is going to do SOMETHING totally mean, but I have no idea what or when. Stop it!” There’s pretty much nothing I can do but wait! What do you guys think I should do?