FAN STORY ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING MOTHER

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   tangerinekitty says:

   October 22, 2014 at 5:32 pm

   April 18, 2014

   FAN STORY ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING MOTHER

   April Fan Story

   My mom is so embarrassing, and not even just to me. She embarrasses herself ALL the time!

   If I were my mom, I would be totally MORTIFIED over what happened in the grocery store last night!

   She was standing in the fruit section, squeezing oranges (maybe practicing for making juice later…I have no idea!). She yelled out, “Nikki, I need you!”

   I quickly shuffled over… still staring at my magazine. “Can you get some flour, I’m making orange flavored cookies.”

   I nodded my head, still staring at my magazine.

   “Oh, and Nikki, go find your sister…”

   I looked up and noticed that Brianna was totally gone. You know the saying… “out of sight, out of mind!” I was enjoying my time without Brianna… but I didn’t want to get in trouble.

   I was looking up at all the sign thingies hanging from the ceiling, trying to find “baking goods.”

   I turned down the isle and started heading towards the flour. Then BRIANNA jumped out from behind an Oreo box cut out.

   She had 2 bananas in her mouth that made her look like a walrus, she had that sparkly Sugar Plum Fairy Princess cereal dumped on her head, and an Elsa dress on.

   I gasped! Then I noticed Jessica and her baby sister laughing and pointing, along with all the other people too.

   Then I was blinded by a flash of light probably coming from Jessica’s brand new iPhone!

   I quickly jumped under a shelf and hid there until Mom came with Brianna telling her that I cried like a baby when the Oreo scared me.

   A PB&J sandwich might, but never a cookie. Sorry, I got to go… Mom’s dragging me out of my hiding place!
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   sparklegirlforevea! says:

   October 21, 2014 at 11:32 pm

   My mom is so embarrassing, and not even just to me. She embarrasses herself ALL the time!

   If I were my mom, I would be totally MORTIFIED over what happened in the grocery store last night!

   She was standing in the fruit section, squeezing oranges (maybe practicing for making juice later…I have no idea!). She yelled out, “Nikki, I need you!” And then the most hysterical thing happened!

   As soon as I came within ten feet of her she threw an orange at me and said “Nikki, go find a shop assistant and ask them how much these are, I’m making homemade jelly later and need some oranges”
   (So THAT’S what they were for!)

   “But Moooooom” I moaned “The whole reason we came was to get the ice-cream for Brianna! Shouldn’t I be getting that instead?” (I don’t know why I said that, I normally save those types of excuses for my teachers! Just kidding)

   Hey, I had a BAD feeling about this…

   I looked for AGES for a stupid shop assistant guy, but it seems like they were all stocking shelves or whatever they do.

   When I finally gave up and went back to the oranges, I saw that my mom was missing, I walked from row to row calling “Mom? Mom? Where are you?”

   I FINALLY found her talking to one of those cardboard cutouts they have at the shops.

   It was only when I got closer that I heard what she was saying…

   It was absolutely hilarious! My mom was standing in front of the cardboard cutout with her hands on her hips, yelling, “Excuse me! I have asked you nicely to tell me the price of these oranges! I’m starting to think I should tell the manager that the employees aren’t doing their job!”

   I have NO idea why she thought it was a real human; it doesn’t even LOOK real!

   So I ran towards her (you know, before anyone sees her making a fool of herself) and grabbed her shoulders,

   “MOM!” I yelled, “It’s a cut-out!”

   But she either didn’t hear me, or she ignored me, because she continued with: “Do you think this is funny? Well I’ll show you what’s FUNNY!”

   And then, before I could stop herm she raised that bag of oranges high… and hit the cutout over the head with it! And if that wasn’t funny enough, the cutouts head came clean off!

   It was SO FUNNY, I was equally shocked and scared, mainly because if mom was willing to do that to someone she THOUGHT was a person…

   Anyway, then she looked at the now-headless cut-out with a confused expression on her face, she shook her head and said “Huh?”

   Then a shop assistant, (A real one this time) tapped her on the shoulder and said “Excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude but I’m afraid I’m going to have to charge you for damage to store property”

   My mom looked up with an embarrassed look on her face (Finally!) and said “Here’s the money, now c’mon Nikki let’s go!”
   And then she dragged me out of there without even buying anything, leading to MORE embarrassment as Brianna threw a fit when we can back without her ice cream… And THEN Brianna forced us to go back to the store to get some!

   Luckily I managed to convince my parents that I had A LOT of homework to do, (which is true) and got to stay home.

   I bet we won’t shop THERE for a while!
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     Sarah says:

     October 24, 2014 at 10:35 pm

     OMG SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! Luv it!!