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It's the Valentines Dance! And the girls ask the guys! EEEEK!!

Nikki wants to ask Brandon

But Mackenzie
has other ideas!

FAN STORY ABOUT MY WACKY GRANDMA

Hello Kitty Grandma

Wow, my Grandma gets WACKIER by the minute!

When she woke me up at 7:00AM on Saturday dressed up like Hello Kitty, I knew it was going to be a fun and silly day.

I know what you’re thinking: what could we POSSIBLY be doing that would require her to dress up like Hello Kitty??

That’s when she said, “Surprise! We’re going to spend the day…”

Finish the story in the comments!

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  1. 224
    Daring Darling Deer Dancer says:
    April 1, 2016 at 12:37 am

    “Surprise ! we’re going to spend the day at … Disney Land !”

    OMG! , I totally forgot that today was Easter ! We were going to spend the day at Disney Land !

    “Get ready fast …. Let’s Go !!” came Brianna yelling .

    You know Brianna , right ? The brattiest sister in the history of the whole wide world . That’s when I noticed that my grandma was wearing a hello kitty costume ? She looked ridiculous in that outfit . She i s the wackist grandma in the whole wide world !

    She gave me a bag and told me to wear this .

    I slowly opened the cover to find a ….

    Cinderella costume !!! It was amazing !!

    It had a crown , a long blue gown , matching earing and necklace and glass slipers !!

    I would look so ADORKABLE in the Outfit !!

    Mackenzie would be so jealous if she saw this .

    Speaking about Mackenzie , Amanda is coming too .
    You know Amanda right ? Mackenzie’s younger sister Well it is my only one chance to know secrets about Mackenzie .

    Well , I wore my costume and stared at myself in the mirror .

    We want in my grandma’s old car , it was so confused . abrianna and Amanda sat in the front but I couldn’t sit there because it was full of her things . I sat in the back with the other junks .

    Well , after sometime ,I felt something uncomfortable on my dress . I decided to ignore it for now and check it later .

    After a long drive , we reach Disney Land .

    I checked my dress and saw ….

    OMG !! What have I done ? I sat on pickle and jam bread made by Brianna . Now there was a huge orange color spot on my dress .
    I refused to go in that dress . But my grandma insisted .

    What could possibly go wrong with a huge spot on my dress ?

    Well , I was wrong ! Everything could possibly go wrong with a huge orange spot on the back of your dress . I saw some one at Disney Land !

    It was …

    Brandon !!!!

    He was here to collect money for buying a new building to keep the puppies !
    He had told me that . But I totally forgot about it in !y excitement .

    Well , I was not going to meet Brandon in this dress l!

    That is when my wacky grandma pushed me to Brandon .

    ” Hi , Nikki ! ”

    ” Oh . hi Brandon ”

    ” Uh , um , what is that huge spot on your dress ? ”

    Well , I didn’t have any option so I told him the truth . He started laughing about it until his side’s started to pain .
    What was so funny about it ?

    Well , that evening we stayed at a hotel nearby .

    Amanda and Brianna shared a room .
    So , I had to share my room with my grandma.

    Well , I couldn’t sleep a bit last night .

    Have i told you she is a wacky grandma ?

    Then it is a underestimation , she is the wackiest grandma in the whole wide world .

    She talks in her sleep and she ven sing songs so loud in her sleep .

    Well , next morning I reach back home and I he first thing I did was ….

    Jump on to the bed and get soem sleep …… So good Nighttt…..,

    If you like the story please write the number in the comments –

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    10. Best story ever !! Please keep on writing your fan stories .

    Thanks for reading .

    If you want to make any changes , you can do it in the comments !!
    Bye for now , I will come soon with better and funnier and dorkier stories !!

  2. 223
    Glitter Girl says:
    March 31, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    You’re spending the day in a Princess Sugar Plum themed park. NOOOO!!!! NIGHTMARE BECOMING TRUE!!!

  3. 222
    Nikkisqueeeeee says:
    March 31, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    So now I am going to Brianna’s class end-of-the-year party AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I just walked in to her class room when we found out we got the day it was happening on
    So glad this was just a misunderstanding
    DORKS RULE

  4. 221
    CRAZY COOKIE says:
    March 31, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    I love DORK Diaries

  5. 220
    CRAZY COOKIE says:
    March 31, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    Everyone’s stories are so good

  6. 219
    Dorks rule says:
    March 31, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    Surprise we are going to spend the day in Disney park ! Uh oh Disney park? That doesn’t sound good!
    When we arrived Brianna screamed “Mickey Mouse!!!” Mickey Mouse came up to us and gave me and Brianna a hug but then I saw guess who ? MACKENZIE!!!!!! and she had her phone out and was taking pictures of me hugging Mickey Mouse

  7. 218
    Dork 13 says:
    March 30, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    Easter weekend 😛

  8. 217
    shootey tootey says:
    March 29, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    She said surprise, your sister is having her birthday party today! You say,Omg I totaly forgot! Your gramea says
    what!

  9. 216
    dorkgirl says:
    March 29, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    We’re going to spend the day in Disneyland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get your suit packed and come downstairs!!!! I packed and ran downstairs. My family was lounging outside. When my parents saw me they said “lets go to Disney land!!!!!”. we had the best time of our lives!

    *********The End!!*****************************

  10. 215
    Diary girl says:
    March 28, 2016 at 12:22 am

    Grandma said ” surprise! You forgot completely that today is my birthday.”
    ” What?! Grandma, is is your birthday. Well you dint tell me that did you?” I exclaimed. But I only said it in my head so no one heard it but me.

    Then I realized it was time to drag my butt out of bed. “Happy birthday!” I said giving a birthday card which I made yesterday with my bratty little sister Brianna.

    Then what SHE gave me was so shocking. “Thank you dah-ling!” she told and handed me a box. “Wear this to school if you like. I’m sure you’d like it because it’s my hand made!”

    I carefully opened to see the box. It was a hideous sweater which is so itchy, nauseousting and looks like a rotten potato. If Mackenzie sees this, she’ll be so disgusted.

    And then I got one big thought-
    I CANT wear this to school!
    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    But I just told “Gee. This looks so cute” while grandma went downstairs to have breakfast. Then I started writing in my diary. AAAAARGH!!!

  11. 214
    Dork Girl 101 says:
    March 26, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    “We are going to the theme park with Brianna!”
    I was so shocked that my mind blew up!
    I said “Why? I have to go to Crazy Burger with my BFF’s!”
    “No,No,No! You are coming with ME, young lady!” she replied back, as if I just hit her in the face
    I was so annoyed with that, then the wackiest idea of my grandma was to wear a silly outfit for 5-7 yrs old.
    OMG!!!! And Mackenzie was coming with her sister and her luxury chic outfit.
    She was gonna laugh at me with my dorky, childish outfit.
    Brianna will always chit-chat with Amanda and say my secret gossip!
    So I rather have the urge to say no to Grandma then leap into a massive canyon!

    Unfortunately, it was too late. I DID WENT THERE IN MY CHEAP RUBBISH OUTFIT THEN MACKENZIE WILL SHARE THIS IN THE WDC (CCP – Cute,Cool and Popular) THEN THEY WILL LAUGH AT ME FOR 5 WHOLE YEARS OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, Zoey and Chloe but our day cancelled thanks to my rascally sister and my wacky grandma!

    I’M DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 213
    Jazz says:
    March 25, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    Dork diaries is so cool!!!! 🙂 BIGGEST FAN!

  13. 212
    Nerdy Dork says:
    March 25, 2016 at 5:36 am

    in the fancy dress competition at Brianna’s school! Here! Wear this !” she said, giving me a cat outfit. I did not want to spend the day with my wacky grandmother and bratty sister! I had already planned to hang out with Chloe and Zoey at Crazy Burger later today! and to make things worse, Amanda,Mackenzie’s sister would also be attending this event. Anyway, Grandma was practically sobbing about how ” Kids these days never bother to socialise with other human beings” even though I told her I was going to hang out with my BFFs. I’m sure Mackenzie s gonna show up in super expensive costume , click a pic of me in my shabby looking outfit and makes sure that entire WCD knows about it.when I finally got ready to go and all, Brianna spilled her fruit juice all over her outfit all of a sudden. She cried so much that we decided to skip the contest. PHEW! I can finally hang out wit my BFFs and eat Burgers.

    SQEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. 211
    ☕MissDunkADoughnut says:
    March 24, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    “Nikki, we’re going to the Cat Fair!! I got you a costume and everything! It’s gonna be so fun, hon!” Grandma said to me. I rolled out of bed with mixed emotions. I mean, OMG, who wakes someone up on a Saturday? But I wanted to see all the costumes at the fair. I smelled something good from downstairs and decided to follow it.
    It was, YUM, Blueberry Pancakes! My favorite! This day was starting out well.
    OMG, I’M SO EMBARRASSED! I’m wearing a chubby leopard coustume in the roach car. I wish I had a paper bag to just hide my face! Brianna, AKA Miss Kitty Meow Meow, keeps meowing and purring and I SWEAR MY EARDRUMS ARE BREAKING! I’d never thought I’d say this, but my Grandma is actually acting..sane? Surprise, surprise. Finally, we’re here.
    The first thing I see when we walk in is, MACKENZIE HOLLISTER! AND WITH BRANDON! They look like they’re..on a date!!
    ~To Be Continued~

  15. 210
    DorkGirl says:
    March 23, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    …..CHICAGO!!” I jumped up out of bed yelling SQUEEEEEE!!!!
    “Now get packed!”she said.”Um…..grandma?Are you going to go like that?” I asked politely.
    “Of course,my Nikki!!There’s a cat parade in town before we leave,y’now,”she winked at me.
    “Oh and here Nikki,wear this.”
    IT WAS THE MOST ADORKABLE CAT OUTFIT EVER!!!SQUUEEEEEEE!!!!
    It was patterned EXACTLY like a cat and had rhinestones and jewels at the cuffs!
    Talk about royal cats!!
    “Oh..What about mum,dad,and Brianna?”I asked quickly.”Your mom and dad will not come sweetie!Brianna will!!!”Grandma proudly replied.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I screamed,inside of my head.
    I’ll write later!My hand is literally TWITCHING!!!!!!!

    Ok!I’m back from the cat parade!!!!!IT WAS AMAZING!!!
    Why???BRANDON WAS THERE!!He said I looked CUTE and bought me a Starbucks!Then we watched the parade together…AND HELD HANDS!
    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
    I thought….you know what….was going to happen. 🙂 !!!!!!!
    Sadly it didn’t,but we arranged a date after Chicago!

    Chicago was the BEST place ever!!Even if I was homesick!!Right now I’m like 1 hour away from home:( I wish I didn’t have to leave!

    I’m hooooooome!!!!!I had the date with Brandon…..delt with a kooky family……and survived Mackenzie! Can I say #Dorks R Cool?

    Thank you so much Rachel for writing Dork Diaries!
    Please make another one!!

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

    • 210.1
      PRECIOUS DIAMOND says:
      March 31, 2016 at 2:18 am

      Wow !! You are really GREAT !! You are really gonna make up a great AUTHOR !!

      Pls write more stories and with happy endings !!

  16. 209
    CRAZYGIRL says:
    March 22, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    in DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!
    I was like,”OMG!!!!!!!!!! Really?!?!”
    Grandma said, “Your friend Nicki is coming with us!”
    I almost passed out!

  17. 208
    SirCutiYuki97 says:
    March 22, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    Wow! Lol! That is so funny. I know some weird things too.

  18. 207
    Cupcake says:
    March 21, 2016 at 9:00 am

    I was Sleeping When Grandma Woke Me The Next Thing I Know I Am Sitting In The Roach Mobile When Brianna Yells Grandma Can I Tell Nikki That We’re Going To Cartoon Land Brianna No But She Did It Anyway By The Time We Got To Cartoon Land I Was Bored

    • 207.1
      Mackenzie Hollister fan says:
      March 26, 2016 at 8:34 am

      I couldn’t go to cartoon land!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO EMBARASSING!!! Well, I have to stop writing now,Brianna is begging me to go on the merry go round with her! 🙁
      SQUEEEEEE!!!! GUESS WHO WAS AT CARTOON LAND,BRANDON!!!!! He was there to sell pets for adoption for Fuzzy Friends! He said that Chloe and a key were there too and they came over,Grandma said that all of us could hangout together while she watched Brianna the brat!! PHEW,I DON’T HAVE TO WATCH BRIANNA THE BRAT! But anyways I have to stop writing because I am going to crazy burger for lunch!

  19. 206
    Dorky girl 0478 says:
    March 21, 2016 at 7:57 am

    I had so much fun and would love to tell you but pop quiz so
    TTYL

  20. 205
    Dorky FiB says:
    March 21, 2016 at 7:55 am

    At our sleepover we played truth or dare and ate so much pizza until Chole’s mom got upset.
    Then we still couldn’t get to sleep so we told scary stories Zoey won. At 4 am we finally went to sleep. So much fun! Best BFFs ever!

  21. 204
    Anonymous says:
    March 21, 2016 at 7:51 am

    “We’re going to…”Grandma started,then said:”Ooh,I won’t tell you where we’re going until you put THIS on!” She pulled out a,like,REALLY ‘Brianna’ RED PANDA costume! Like,it’s nice,it’s cute,and it’s got everything it needs,it has a short-sleeved top,a half-length dress(the up-to-your-knees kind),a lil’ sweater,and a pair of these ADORKABLE knee-high boots.”SO DO YOU LIKE IT!?” Brianna (when did she get here?) basically YELLED in my FACE.”Yea,Brianna,I like it,so STOP YELLING!”I muttered. “You like it!?”Thet little maniac yelled.”That’s great Nikki! ‘Cause we’re goin’ to the WCD COSTUME BALL!!” I was like OMG SQUEEEE!! “Brianna!”Grand
    ma scolded.”You just ruined Nikki’s suprise! As long as you don’t spill the beans about who asked her out! Anyways Nikki put your costume on and we’ll get going!” Who asked me out remained a secret until I got off the car (thank god it wasn’t Dad’s Roach Van!) and a VERY ANGRY Mackenzie y

    • 204.1
      Rachel Renée Russell (Author) says:
      March 23, 2016 at 9:58 pm

      Nice story!Maybe YOU can be a dorky author too! 🙂

      ALWAYS LET YOUR INNER DORK SHINE THROUGH!
      SQUUEEEEEE!!!

  22. 203
    crazy person says:
    March 20, 2016 at 11:30 am

    my grandma is the same way

    • 203.1
      Aphrodite 22 says:
      March 28, 2016 at 11:32 pm

      Totally agree with you. Actually, I take that back. It’s my brother, not grandma.

  23. 202
    That Nerdy Girl says:
    March 19, 2016 at 2:21 am

    The Dress Up Like a Cat Convention!!!” Grandma cheered. Is this for real?
    “C’mon I already got you a cute leopard costume!” She pulled out a sleeveless leopard print top, with a matching skirt, a tail to go with it and leopard ears as well. Ok i had to admit the top was kinda cute but not something I could pull off. This outfit was wayyyyy too MacKenzie.
    “Please Nikki? I can buy some cute black boots that can go with it AND if you wear this outfit you can keep the boots.” I thought about it for a second. Chloe, Zoey and I went to the mall and we saw these fabulous black boots we saw in the window of a shoe shop . But they were way too expensive so we had to say goodbye to the bootiful (get it?) black boots. “Fine we can go. But first TO THE MALL! By the grandma you are not going to the mall like that.”
    So after gran got changed we headed for the mall. As soon as we got there I ran straight to that shoe store, pulling grandma along with me. “Careful honey, we don’t need to rush. Those boots aren’t going anywhere.”
    “Except in my feet” I replied
    We got to Shoes R Us and my draw dropped to the floor. The shoes weren’t there. THE SHOES WEREN’T THERE. I quickly ran into the store and asked the staff member where are my bootiful boots?? She said that someone had bought the last one in my size and she was going to pick it up later.
    “May I ask who bought the last pair?”
    “I think her name was something Hollister. Maia Hollister. Maddie Hollister. I can’t remember” said the staff member.
    “MACKENZIE HOLLISTER??!!!” I said frustratingly. The sales clerk nodded.

    To be continued…

    • 202.1
      IHEARTNIKKI says:
      March 20, 2016 at 12:15 am

      well I won’t tell it’s a surprise,” she says.Next thing I know I’m sitting in the roach mobile with Brianna and the family Brianna shrieks, “I can’t wait! Nikki, you, Grandma, and I are going to Cartoon Land!”.” Brianna!” yells Mom,” You ruined Nikki’s surprise!”. Just great! I was spending the day with Brianna the Brat and Grandma when I could be with Zoey and Chloe. Turns out the day was fun. Brianna didn’t complain.(Much.)Grandma got us lunch; the rides were nice. Once I got home Brandon called. OMG! he said that he wanted to go to the movies next Saturday! SQEEEE! I can’t wait!

  24. 201
    Mr.Creeper and Staurt :-) says:
    March 18, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    “… seeing Zootopia in theaters. After that, we’ll have a sleepover with Chloe and Zoey.” I totally agree, until we ran into Mackenzie. “Nikki?! OMG! WHY your Grandma is dressed like THAT?! She even dorkier than YOU!” That’s when Grandma yelled “POLICE! ARREST THIS YOUNGE LADY FOR RUINING EVERYONES’ LIVES!” OMG! Mackenzie’s face looked like she saw a evil goat, stilling her make-up. She HAVE to yell, “NO!” like a MILLION times. Anyway, I gotta go. Chloe and Zoey are here for our slumber party. TTYL! 🙂 -Nikki

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