April 3, 2015 FAN STORY ABOUT MY WACKY GRANDMA Wow, my Grandma gets WACKIER by the minute! When she woke me up at 7:00AM on Saturday dressed up like Hello Kitty, I knew it was going to be a fun and silly day. I know what you’re thinking: what could we POSSIBLY be doing that would require her to dress up like Hello Kitty?? That’s when she said, “Surprise! We’re going to spend the day…” Finish the story in the comments!
Famous says March 17, 2016 at 11:03 pm Surprise we’re going to to Zoey’s house……I mean Mackenzie’s house she said that you two are best friends and locker mates. Okay just give me a few minutes to get some sleep I said. But just then came Brianna barging into my room(like always). Wake up Nikki and get dressed grandma is taking us to Mackenzie’s house and Amanda is throwing a party and I am invited and she said I could bring you guys. I just groaned oh great I have to spend the day at some lousy costume party with Brianna and her friend Amanda and Mackenzie. Then all the lousy things I have been thinking of thats when grandma brought my costume. I gasped at it’s ugliness. It was a stinky Olaf costume with no nose and it was so hot in there I couldn’t breathe. OMG is that what I am wearing to the costume party? I looked at grandma in shock. Yes I bought it on eBay for three dollars. I just stared in shock and went to take a shower and go inside that hot costume and cringed at the smell.
Crazy Dorky Fashionista says March 17, 2016 at 10:45 pm At a costume party! Oh GREAT! My grandma continued “I also picked you and Brianna matching costumes!” I groaned, I don’t want to go!!! I saw the costumes. Seriously, Princess sugar plum! As we got there I saw a Blondie. She looked familiar to me. She turned around. OMG! It’s Makenzie Hollister! She looked at me with her icy blue eyes, and she whispered to Jessica and these CPPS. They laughed hard and snapped a photo of me. My phone beeped it was Facebook. As I got on it I had a heart attack! There was a photo by Makenzie_Official which is her account showing me captioned PrincessDorkFace. I ran inside, I saw Brandon! He looked at me he was smiling. Then I looked at him smiling back. Maybe this might not be as bad as it seems!
baby cow!! says March 15, 2016 at 9:32 pm Today, were going to hangout at MaKenzies house. Brianna is going there to hang with maKenzies little sister, so I thought maybe you wanted to go, too. said grandma. JUST GREAT! I moaned and then went back under the covers.
i luv cupcakes says March 15, 2016 at 8:00 pm I need to write my own version of dork diaries 11. I saw a cover for a cookie one. I love it. who made it?
Bunny says March 15, 2016 at 4:32 pm ……THE MUSEUM! “Grandma!” i muttered “dressed like that?” “WHAT? I think its good for education!” Announced Grandma! Hmm……Well, at least i was aloud to invute a friend. Just one though. OH CRUD! Chloe or Zoey or even….BRANDON!! WAIT…ONE…MINUTE I CANT THEYLL TAKE 1 LOOK NAT GRANDMA AND LAUGH THEN START SAYING WHAT A LOSER I AM! AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH (that was me screaming into my pillow) SOMEBODY HELP ME TBC…
Dimond Dork says March 15, 2016 at 5:15 am Wow, my Grandma gets WACKIER by the minute! When she woke me up at 7:00AM on Saturday dressed up like Hello Kitty, I knew it was going to be a fun and silly day. I know what you’re thinking: what could we POSSIBLY be doing that would require her to dress up like Hello Kitty?? That’s when she said, “Surprise! We’re going to spend the day…” “Go away!”, I grumped interrupting my grandma. “Get up!”, Brianna screeched while jumping on my comfortable bed. “I said GO AWAY!”, I yelled pulling the covers over my head, ” We’re going to spend the day at… THE BEACH! If you want you can call your friends… Chloe and Zoey?”, she bribed almost immediately I jumped out of my bed and grabbed my phone and texted my BFFs to invite them to come with us to the beach they answered with one word SQUEEEEEEE! When we got there I noticed this adorable girl in the hottest designer swimsuit. As quick as lightning she whipped her hair and glared at me with a pair of familiar icy blue eyes. She sashayed across and asked “What are you dorks doing here?”, OMG Chloe, Zoey and I stared in to the eyes of our enemy. Calling her mean girl is an understandment she is and dinosaur in designer lip gloss and a designer swimsuit.
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devil girl says March 14, 2016 at 10:16 pm we’re spending the day in quesy cheasy!We are going to dance on stage with our Halloween costumes
TheSlytherinPrincess says March 14, 2016 at 9:53 pm Then, Brianna came running in. ” We’re going to Nicki’s boyfriend’s house!” she yelled while jumping around in circles. Oh Great…. It’s going to be another long day…. at BRANDON’S HOUSE! ” Wait, what!!!!” I screamed. ” Oh yeah… Your other friend Mackenzie ordered it to be a costume party, so GET DRESSED.” Brianna squealed. Oh Gods, please help me now….
PinkPanda says March 14, 2016 at 4:13 pm … Eating FISH and and dressing up like the clown in macdonalds!
Mermaidmilli says March 13, 2016 at 11:58 am “Surprise! We’re spending that day at…… A COSTUME PARTY!” Wait a minute?! April 3! IT’S NATIONAL COSTUME DAY! Can’t we wait until um HALLOWEEN?! Then Brianna came bursting through my door (Like every day) “NIKKI BRANDON’S WAITING FOR YOU AT SCHOOL HE SAID HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL! PLUS I’LL BE ABLE TO MEET PRINCESS SUGAR PLUM TODAY!” “See grandma can’t love to but can’t. Because I have school! CYA THANKS BYE!” Anyways when I got to school Mackenzie was flirting with Brandon, like twirling her hair, and dropped her favorite YES FAVORITE DESIGNER BAG, And guess what happened! A KID THREW UP INSIDE IT! EAT THAT MACKENZIE HOLLISTER! HAHA! I started talking to Brandon and Mackezie was spying (AGAIN!) Anyway Brandon told me “Uh… Nikki…. I…… know I babble….. *gulp* like a idiot but I…. I…. I LIKE YOU NIKKI MAXWELL!” OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I KNEW HE LIKED ME! Anyway I have to stop writing because Brandon is walking me to Bio so romantic! I Know I know! I’M SUCH A DORK!
Anonymous says March 13, 2016 at 2:11 pm Great job! Way to go! I love it! All you need fix is don’t put babble in your story.
KittyAngel says March 12, 2016 at 2:18 pm Helping raise money for some place called Fluffy Friends or was it scruffy…?” FUZZY FRIENDS!” I gasped. “Correct Nikki and here is your costume…” But before she could show me mine Brianna came bouncing in dressed up as a fluffy bunny and when grandma showed me mine I was sooo not expecting this she gave me a fat old owl costume at least 10 inches wide and my arms were barely able to fit! You will NOT believe what happened next there was a knock at the door grandma said I had to get it cause Brianna was crying that she desperately needed the toilet! So I went to the door and prayed that no one I new would answer but I was wrong guess who Chloe? No. Zoey? No. Mackenzie? Nooo! It was Brandon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He said uh hey Nik…… Uh what are you wearing? So I said ” Oh uh this oh I just had it lying around ! ” And then guess who came round with a camera Miss Thang with oh a new camera! Just great so the humiliation continues so any way Brandon said he was coming round later he said BRIANNA had invited him and I said it was cool. And I shut the door before Mackenzie got here! So then guess what grandma said she had changed her mind cause there was a Marathon of “The Price is Right” Well I better stop writing cause Brandon will be here in about uh? TEN MINUTES!!! Oh crud and this zip is too far to reach gotta bounce !
La says March 11, 2016 at 11:49 pm “…at Brianna’s school. They are having a parade where you dress up as your favorite character!” I said I do NOT want to spend the day dressed up as a cat a some weird pre-school. I already got enough as that as a rat. 🙁
dorkalitious says March 11, 2016 at 1:25 pm “We are going to the town talent show!”she said cheerfully.Aaggggghhh I know I’m gonna be embarrassed today and oh no!My costume! ITS A LOLA KITTY COSTUME! TO match grandma and Brianna. WHY is life so cruel. Beeeb! Its a text from Brandon. Going to town talent show I’m doing my first filming job! See you there. Oh no he is going. I’m getting RCS (roller coaster sindrom)I feel like I’m gonna faint. Talk to you later I have to get dressed in this armour of misery!
dorky girl says March 12, 2016 at 11:16 pm I totally think that something really,really,really horrible or embarrassing is going to happen
Doctor._monkey_potato-chunks says March 10, 2016 at 4:23 pm I was sooo tired, so she dragged me out of bed and into the bathroom. took the shower and put it over my head. My word, what kind of grandma does this. like why isn’t she tired, she’s supposed to be old. ugh, sometimes I think I know where my dorkiness comes from. so she puts on the water.aaaaah!!! she wet my head, but it felt goood. anyways she says we’re going to a costume parade. what an event to be woken up for NOT. anyways she made me shower and put on the costume. Guess who’s idea it was….., it was my bratty little sister Brianna and she had her own mini costumes too. sometimes my life can be so predictable. *PING* OMG. squeeeeaaallll i just got a text from Brandon. he’s going to the parade too with max crumbly. we all know where this is going but what else could happen to poor old dorky me. Oh, I hope I didn’t jinx that. anyway, byeeeee ttyl I’ll be back to tell you the details.. details.. details. SQEEEAAAALLL!!!
troublemaker pup says March 9, 2016 at 3:40 pm ”today we are going to a parade at the town hall” I was like wow NOT but then she said we going to have the best spot in the house which was in the news reporter spot which made me do my happy dance because we are going to be seen on camera ”grandma how did you” I said she was friends with the one of the reporter it was the best day ever
the amazing dork says February 29, 2016 at 1:02 pm Suprise we are going to spend the day at the hello kitty fan club center. And grandma thinks its going to be fun an exiting NOT:-Do_O
Shiner says February 28, 2016 at 8:33 am We will be spending the day with your wacky uncles . I was like just great !!!! !!!!
Shiner says February 28, 2016 at 8:28 am We are going to spend the day with your uncles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like just great