January 4, 2016 My Number One New Year’s Resolution!!! It’s a NEW YEAR!! 2016!! It’s the year I’m going to become a movie star-Olympic athlete-class president-gourmet chef-world class gymnast-artist ! Okay, maybe not. But Chloe said during our New Year’s Eve sleepover that we each had to come up with a list of New Year’s resolutions. She was SO excited about it—she even busted out the jazz hands!! Zoey and I promised we’d come up with our own resolutions and report back! So, let’s see… RESOLUTION #1: Tell Brandon EXACTLY how I feel about him. Except the thing is that every time I talk to Brandon I melt into a puddle of goo and stare into his eyes for what feels like FOREVER and it’s hard to remember to breathe properly. So HOW am I supposed to form words that tell him exactly how I feel??? Scratch that one. Let me try again… RESOLUTION #1: Get strong!!! When I helped Dad carry the Christmas tree out to the curb, I had to stop and rest three times! How RIDICULOUS is that?? I am a girl and girls RUN THE WORLD! But my arms are tiny little twigs. So, I’m going to work out! Drink protein shakes and lift weights and do yoga! Except…protein shakes are GROSS. Have you ever had one? And lifting weights seems really boring. And one time I DID try yoga, and right in the middle of the class, when everything was quiet and peaceful and our butts were all pointed to the sky…I farted !!! So maybe I’ll just stay weak. What else could I resolve? Hmmm… RESOLUTION #1: Try to get along with Bria— Never mind. I couldn’t even write the whole sentence. My little sister is crazy-pants. I can’t control that. Don’t ask me to try. How about… RESOLUTION #1: Do ALL of my homework as soon as I get home from school. This way I’ll have the rest of the evening for texting with friends and binging on Netflix and doodling Brandon’s name all over my desk. LOL !!! I mean, I love this one in theory, but what am I supposed to do if Brandon calls when I’m in the middle of my math homework? NOT ANSWER so I’ll have time to dream about him later!?!?! Um, NO. I’m supposed to answer and TALK TO BRANDON. So, this one just isn’t practical. I really need to come up with something good, though, or Chloe will be so disappointed. RESOLUTION # 1: Become a vegan. I have heard this is good for the planet. I won’t miss my mom’s meatloaf. Ooh, I won’t have to eat Grandma’s Beef Stroganoff, either!! This is good! It might be the one. Except…the problem with being a vegan is that I could only have veggie pizza. And wait a second! Vegan means no cheese, too!! I couldn’t have pizza at all! There are NO jazz hands in a world without pizza. I love my girl Chloe a lot, but… Hang on a second!! I think I’ve got it!! This is the one thing that I KNOW I can keep doing and do well and it’s good for me and keeps me sane (sort of). So here it is… RESOLUTION #1 (For real this time!!!): KEEP WRITING IN MY DIARY. Every day, good stuff, bad stuff. Write. It. Down. I’ve got this. What are your resolutions? Tell me in the comments!!
Nerdy girl says January 19, 2016 at 6:51 pm Nikki, I totes understand how you feel about Brandon But what it you write a letter instead? You won’t sufer crush-neumonia and you could tell him how you feel!!
Dorkdiarieslover123 says January 19, 2016 at 4:36 pm My new years resolution is to read all dork diary books and watch the movie as soon as it comes out
i love dork diaries says January 19, 2016 at 12:50 am my resolution would be to have more confidence because i am (really) shy
Nikki Lover says January 19, 2016 at 12:03 am My New Year’s Resolution is to keep reading Dork Diaries books and if I run out of them to read, I’ll try reading the new series, Max Crumbly 🙂
advicer says January 18, 2016 at 9:02 pm 1) get my back handspring back tuck layout all in one and the full out. 2) tell my crush how I feel 3) eat healthy before get braces like Chloe!
lifeissweet says January 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm My New Year’s Resolution- 1- Get Better Grades (have A’s and B’s but want straight A’s) 2- Be nicer to my 3 brothers 3- Don’t hang out with bad people (i don’t but sometimes people change) 4- Read the Bible more 5- Don’t spend a lot of time on the internet This is my New Year’s Resolution 2016. Also, Dork Diaries books are the best!
Dork Girl says January 18, 2016 at 2:28 pm I want to get along with my 2 year old niece (She is SO ANNOYING)
Dork diva says January 18, 2016 at 1:41 pm I love when it’s a new year SQUEEEEEEE this year 2016 is special cause I’m going to turn 10 years old. But it’s in 11 months grrrr but I am going to be friendly in 2016
solo friend says January 18, 2016 at 11:44 am my new year resolution is… LEARN TO EAT WITH MY MOUTH CLOSE!!!! ok I know its sounds crazy but I have a really hard time keeping my mouth close when I eat!! lol.
dork diaries forever says January 18, 2016 at 8:43 am my resolution is to be more responsible(because I lose ALOT of stuff!) just kidding hon!!
Silver says January 18, 2016 at 6:58 am I still think you should work out. I mean, how cool would it be to do like a thing in gym class and be the only one still going?!
PuppyLover101 says January 18, 2016 at 12:38 am My New Years resolution is to tell my crush I like him B.T.W he is from England and cute like really cute he has his hair pushed up from the top blue eyes and of course a beautiful accent…. Ahhhh. Oh shoot Nikki what do I do Soooo Nervous!!!!!
Ready for year five says January 17, 2016 at 10:37 pm 1:be more organised 2:try to get along with my 4 siblings 3:get higher grades 4:try my hardest in everything
Brikki Lova says January 17, 2016 at 9:12 pm Omg, I can’t even keep promises, so I can’t keep a New Years resolution!
paris a dork diaries fan says January 17, 2016 at 4:59 pm my r 1#get more dork diaries 2#save more money 3#try to talk and seem cool around crush
Mishel says January 17, 2016 at 12:32 pm dear Nikki, I really love your books . I just stated reading it. Right now I hope you get your diary back from Makenzie. Sincerely, Mishel
Diary Girl says January 17, 2016 at 11:52 am My resolution is to get a diary, and write in it too! I don’t know how I’m going to remember what everyone said, but since there’s a LOT of drama at my school, I think I’m good! Nice resolution Nikki! Keep that one!!
DreamyDork says January 17, 2016 at 11:04 am I would love to buy a new phone!! But then again I’m the only girl in my class without one! Someday!!
Anonymous says January 17, 2016 at 9:26 am my new years resolution is read all of my dork diary books. i hope book 11 comes out soon.
miss know it all says January 17, 2016 at 8:48 am Hi nikki, My New Years resolution is To learn to be a better artist Learn french
Dorky princess 5 says January 17, 2016 at 8:23 am My new year resolution is to write in my diary more