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IF ANYONE OVERHEARS 
YOUR PRIVATE 
SCREAM-FEST, YOUR 
REPUTATION WILL BE 
PERMANENTLY RUINED 
AND YOU SHOULD 
IMMEDIATELY TRANSFER 
TO A NEW SCHOOL!
!
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12
Today has been the most exciting day EVER! 
I attended an art awards banquet at my 
school.
I still can’t believe I actually won first place 
and a $750 cash prize in the avant-garde art 
competition
!
I had originally planned to use that money to 
buy a cell phone.
But I decided it would be more prudent to 
save it for art camp next summer.
I’m investing in my DREAM of becoming a 
professional artist.
Then I can spend all day curled up in bed in 
my fave pj’s, DRAWING in my sketchbook, and 
actually get PAID for it.
SWEET
!

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