3 
 2 
She said I have no fashion sense whatsoever.
And that 
our school 
mascot,
LARRY 
THE LIZARD, 
is CUTER and has more FRIENDS than I do.
Which is probably true. But STILL!
I do NOT appreciate that girl
BLABBING
about MY personal business. This morning she 
was even more
VICIOUS
than usual.
MacKenzie and I do NOT get along. I’m guessing 
it’s probably because she
HATES MY GUTS
!! 
She is always gossiping behind my back and 
saying really MEAN stuff about me.
HEY, MACKENZIE! 
HEY, MACKENZIE! 
WE MADE 
WE MADE 
YOU A LUNCH 
YOU A LUNCH 
AND SAVED 
AND SAVED 
YOU A SEAT 
YOU A SEAT 
RIGHT HERE!
RIGHT HERE!
THANKS, GUYS! 
THANKS, GUYS! 
I’D LOVE TO SIT 
I’D LOVE TO SIT 
AT THE NERD 
AT THE NERD 
TABLE. BUT I 
TABLE. BUT I 
HAVEN’T HAD 
HAVEN’T HAD 
A COOTIE SHOT! 
A COOTIE SHOT! 
SORRY!
SORRY!

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