b'My thoughts were interrupted when I heard BriannaWAIT, NIKKI! I NEED TO GET TO outside in the hall blasting my song DORKS RULE! THE FUNNY PART, WHEN I ALMOST FALL OFF THE STAGE!She was singing so horribly off-key, I thought my ears were going to bleed!But it made me smile! Hey, even my kid sister was a HUGE fan! I suddenly felt all warm and fuzzy! MISS PENELOPEI opened my bedroom door and peeked outside. I was NOT expecting to see Brianna and her wacky hand puppet, Miss Penelope, wearing MY expensive stage costume made by the famous fashion designer Blaine Blackwell!BRIANNA! PLEASE TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW! ITS NOT A TOY, AND YOURE GOING TO RUIN IT! YOU DID NOT ASK PERMISSION TO WEAR IT!Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out! Its actually kind of scary !Briannas response made me feel like I had just been PUNCHED in the GUT. . . .BRIANNA, IMPERSONATING ME !34 35'