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WHY MY NEXT BOOK SHOULD BE CALLED “KLUTZ DIARIES”
I’m starting to think my next book should be called “KLUTZ Diaries,” because I trip more than anyone I know! This Sunday, I woke up feeling super energized. If there was a trampoline in our backyard, I probably would have…
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WHAT MY MOM SAID WHEN I ASKED FOR NEW SUMMER CLOTHES
I cannot believe what my mom just told me. She is SO weird sometimes! Tomorrow is May 21st, which is one month before summer officially starts. (Yeah, I’m counting down the days!) I was really hoping my mom would give…
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WHY I FEEL BAD FOR MACKENZIE
I never thought I would say or write this, but I feel kind of bad for MacKenzie! No, it’s not because she’s a horrible human being who lacks any redeeming qualities and will likely develop a mouth disease later in…
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FAN STORY ABOUT MY GOOD DEED FOR MRS. WALLABANGER
My neighbor, Mrs. Wallabanger, is one of the cutest little old ladies I’ve ever seen…but she’s also one of the clumsiest! Yesterday afternoon, she was struggling to carry some grocery bags to her door, and then she tripped and dropped…
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WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I TRIED TO CONFRONT BRIANNA’S BALLET BULLY
As you may remember, last week I was SUPER MAD that some nasty little Princess Sugar Plum look-alike totally crushed Brianna’s feelings at their ballet class. Brianna thought this little girl, Addison, was cooler than Elsa from Frozen. (Get it?…
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WHY I’M SUPER MAD RIGHT NOW!!
I’m SUPER mad at a totally obnoxious six-year-old right now…and it’s NOT Brianna! As you all know, my sister can be kind of…how can I put this delicately…bratty, spoiled, and more annoying than nails down a chalkboard, during summer school,…




