If I don’t finish writing this entry, it will be because my fingers have frozen all the way through and snapped off my body. But don’t worry, it won’t be bloody. Because the blood will have all frozen in my veins. I’m basically a human popsicle! It’s COLD. Like, freeze-your-fingers-off Read More
NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS MY BIRTHDAY!
Dear Nikki, I like to remember people's names and birthdays. But, nobody ever remembers mine. I know everyone in my class, and I always make them cards and mini presents. But on MY birthday, nobody does ANYTHING for me. Don’t they think it's weird that I've NEVER had a birthday in all the Read More
ZOEY THE WORD WARRIOR!
lt’s a new year! I’m trying to be open to new things! Which is why when Zoey told us about a slam poetry open mic, I didn’t immediately say, “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!!” Stand up on a stage and recite angry poetry for a room full of people? Or WORSE, sit in a room full of people and Read More
I FEEL SO LEFT OUT WITHOUT A PHONE!
Hey Nikki. Everyone in my class has a phone now and I’m the only one who doesn’t. I feel really left out when everyone is exchanging phone numbers. I miss out on conversations, and sometimes I even miss out on invites since I don’t have a phone! I’m really bummed about this, but I also Read More
BFF WAR!! ☹
Chloe and Zoey have NOT been getting along, and it’s totally stressing me out! My first clue something was wrong came when Zoey rolled her eyes. I mean, if she’d been rolling her eyes at MacKenzie or our gym teacher, that wouldn’t have been a big deal. But she rolled her eyes at Chloe! Read More
Dork Diaries 13: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday
It’s Nikki Maxwell’s birthday in the thirteenth installment in the blockbuster #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! Nikki and her BFF’s Chloe and Zoey are planning a birthday party of epic proportions! There’s just one problem—Nikki’s mom says no way to the budget they need Read More