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WHY ZOEY WAS ALL DRESSED UP YESTERDAY!!
SQUEEEEE!!!! I am SO excited for Zoey that I can barely contain myself! You know how she’s awesome at giving advice because she’s addicted to self-help books? Well she’s about to have a lot more in common with Dr. Phil.…
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HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOU’RE BORING SOMEONE
My crush texted me last night and while I was texting back to him, I had a feeling that I was boring him to death with my texts. He reads my texts but then doesn’t reply to them until two…
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THE THREE MOST EMBARRASSING WORDS MY MOM HAS EVER SAID
Why do I feel like my life is one giant chain of HUMILIATING events? Oh yeah, because IT IS! And my parents make sure of it. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that on the day I was born,…
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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU KEEP LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS
I have this problem. My friend keeps inviting me over to her house but I can’t go because my mom doesn’t let me, so I lied to her, saying that I needed to get a flu shot. Now I have…
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THE WINTER DANCE AND MY SQUISHED CHICKEN NIKNUGGETS
OMG, I just realized I never told you guys about the winter dance! I realized it yesterday when Brandon walked by my lunch table, looked at my brown paper bag, and said, “What’s in there? NikNuggets?” No, it wasn’t just…
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WHAT TO DO AFTER YOU’VE TOLD ON YOUR FRIENDS
I’m in the sixth grade and I have tons of girl friends and guy friends. Before winter break, my girl friends and I heard my guy friends call another guy a rude name based on his outside appearance. My friends…