I have AMAZING news and I have HORRIBLE news. First, Chloe invited me and Zoey to sleep over on New Year’s Eve and that is OBVIOUSLY the amazing news. BUT, my mother just totally lost it over how we have TOO MUCH STUFF and now there is EVEN MORE STUFF after Christmas presents and she CAN’T Read More
Secret Santa INSANITY!!!
Ah, winter vacation—when I get to completely relax, with no stressful assignments. NOT!!!!! On the first morning of break, I stumbled into the kitchen and found every member of my family looking WAY too awake. “What?” I peeked over my shoulder to see if they were staring bug-eyed at Read More
Christmas Tree Shopping Disaster!!!
I can’t BELIEVE this is happening to me!!!!! Right now, I should be gliding across the ice, hand in hand with my BFFs at WinterFest, but nooooooooo! Do you know where I am right now?? I am CRAMMED into the backseat of our car getting poked in the neck by a Christmas tree branch, Read More
I’M IN CHARGE OF THE THANKSGIVING PIES!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22nd AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!! That was not my impression of an angry pirate. It was me wondering WHY MY PARENTS DON’T GET ME AT ALL!!!!!! I was not being “rude” or “ungrateful” when I made a simple suggestion at dinner. Mom was talking about everything she needs to Read More
MY NEVER-ENDING HOMEWORK DRAMA!!
ME, FREAKING OUT BECAUSE BRIANNA HAS A JAR STUCK ON HER HEAD! 3:32 PM: I am starting a huge social studies report and I’m going to be the MOST productive person you ever saw!!! It is true that it was assigned six weeks ago and it’s due tomorrow and I haven’t started yet. But I’ve done Read More
Introducing Max Crumbly
Visit www.maxcrumbly.com for more details and excerpts! THE MISADVENTURES OF MAX CRUMBLY Max Crumbly is about to face the scariest place he’s ever been: South Ridge Middle School. There’s a lot that’s great about his new school, but there’s also one big problem—Doug Thurston Read More