OMG! I AM SELLING MY LITTLE SISTER! Seriously, could you use an occasionally adorable (but mostly infuriating!!!) little kid around the house? Maybe you need someone to drive you up a wall or steal your stuff or blame things on you? She comes at the extremely low, low price of FREE!!! Read More
MY DAD READ MY DIARY!!!
Dear Nikki, OMG!! You are NEVER going to believe this!! My DAD read my diary!!! And even worse, we just had a fight, so the most recent entries were all about how mad I was at him! He went into my room when I was at school and read it and confronted me about what I wrote when I got home! Read More
Sat., October 10th! – Calling all DORK SUPERFANS!!
Calling all DORK DIARIES SUPERFANS Wanna hangout with Rachel, Erin and Nikki for a filmed interview and book signing?! Are you dying to get a SNEAK PEEK at Dork Diaries Book 10: Tales From a Not So Perfect Pet Sitter?! Then, YOU'RE invited to join the FUN! SATURDAY, Read More
NEW! DID YOU READ MY FIRST SNEAK PEEK OF BOOK 10?!
Dork Diaries Fan Club members just got their first SNEAK PEEK of Dork Diaries Book 10:Tales From a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!! And, they'll be getting TWO more SNEAK PEAKS at the first two chapters over the next few weeks. If YOU read the first SNEAK PEEK, what Read More
I’m Super Nervous About A Gymnastic Party!
Dear Nikki,OMG!! NOOOO!!!!! I have to go to my friend Alyssa’s birthday party and it’s at a place called “The Gymnast’s Elite” and I’m sorta…well…FAT. I’m really excited, don’t get me wrong! BUT I NEED SERIOUS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your Friend,Emily the Sorta Gymnast Hi Emily!How exciting Read More
HOW WAS YOUR FIRST WEEK BACK TO SCHOOL?!
ME, TOTALLY EMBARRASSING MYSELF BY FALLING ASLEEP!! How was YOUR first week back-to-school? MINE was a huge DISASTER!! I actually feel asleep in class TWICE! OMG, I was SOOOO embarrassed! I guess I'm still used to staying up really late and then sleeping in until noon like Read More
