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ATTACK OF THE SQUIRRELS!!
NOTE TO SELF: Next year, get Mom a pretty candle for Christmas!!! This is what I’ve always gotten before. Well, not always a candle. But a candle, or a nice-smelling bottle of hand lotion. Or a mug. These are really…
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DAD’S PIE PANDEMONIUM!
Okay, it all started when my dad baked a delicious apple pie for my mom. Mom said she loved it so much that he should enter the 89th Annual Westchester Pie Contest. It started out fine. I mean, I like…
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MY DAD IS ANCIENT!!
OMG. I am NEVER trying to teach my dad something EVER AGAIN!!! I was trying to study for my history test when he came into my room. “I need to be on the social media,” he announced. The social media??…
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THE HORRIBLE THING I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO DO TONIGHT
Oh no! I feel SO bad! You know how good friends do stuff for each other? So do I, and that’s why I feel HORRIBLE that Chloe needs my help and there’s nothing I can do! She has this HUGE…
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THE SHOCKING NEWS MY DAD GAVE ME THIS WEEKEND
I am TOTALLY shocked right now because of something my dad told me this weekend. We were having one of our family fun days (which are usually more lame than fun). Mom wanted us to spend the day making bird…
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MY DAD, A WETSUIT, AND TOTAL HUMILIATION!
My parents should SERIOUSLY consider changing “Family Fun Day” to “Family Humiliation Day,” because that would be WAY more accurate! Seriously, almost EVERY time we go out together something super embarrassing happens! This weekend, we all agreed we’d have a…
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