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MOM’S EMERGENCY
“AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!” Usually when someone screams around here, it’s ME. But, yesterday it was my mom. And she was falling down the stairs! I don’t even know how—I guess she’s just THAT old. I didn’t exactly go running to see what…
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MY DAD IS ANCIENT!!
OMG. I am NEVER trying to teach my dad something EVER AGAIN!!! I was trying to study for my history test when he came into my room. “I need to be on the social media,” he announced. The social media??…
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I’M SO PROUD OF GRANDMA MAXWELL!!!
I am SO proud of Grandma Maxwell! Is that weird? That sounds kinda weird. But it’s TRUE!! Just as we were about to leave for the doctor, Grandma Maxwell stopped by to visit us, because we were in the neighborhood.…
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BRIANNA’S FIRST FUNERAL
Funerals are SO not my idea of a good time, but that’s how I had to spend my Saturday!! Dad’s main exterminator rival died suddenly last week, and somehow that meant our WHOLE FAMILY had to go to his funeral…
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BRIANNA, THE QUEEN OF MINI GOLF!!!!
ARRGHHH!!! So, a while back I ACCIDENTALLY agreed to take Brianna mini-golfing. I don’t know what I was thinking. I WASN’T thinking, obviously!!!! Today was the day. Dad was working and Mom had a dentist appointment. She dropped us off…
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BRIANNA IS THE WORST NURSE EVER!!!
I have never been so sick in. My. LIFE!!!! I’m pretty sure I’m going to die. I would like to leave all my art supplies to my BFF, Zoey, and all my cutest clothes to my BFF, Chloe. I’ll…
