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Mom’s War on Stuff
I have AMAZING news and I have HORRIBLE news. First, Chloe invited me and Zoey to sleep over on New Year’s Eve and that is OBVIOUSLY the amazing news. BUT, my mother just totally lost it over how we have…
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Secret Santa INSANITY!!!
Ah, winter vacation—when I get to completely relax, with no stressful assignments. NOT!!!!! On the first morning of break, I stumbled into the kitchen and found every member of my family looking WAY too awake. “What?” I peeked over my…
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Christmas Tree Shopping Disaster!!!
I can’t BELIEVE this is happening to me!!!!! Right now, I should be gliding across the ice, hand in hand with my BFFs at WinterFest, but nooooooooo! Do you know where I am right now?? I am CRAMMED into the…
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I’M IN CHARGE OF THE THANKSGIVING PIES!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22nd AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!! That was not my impression of an angry pirate. It was me wondering WHY MY PARENTS DON’T GET ME AT ALL!!!!!! I was not being “rude” or “ungrateful” when I made a simple suggestion at dinner.…
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Maybe Brianna Didn’t Ruin Halloween After All?!…
Okay, remember last week when I told you how Brianna went bonkers in the craft store and ruined my chances of getting some spooky new Halloween decorations? UGH!!! She is SO totally annoying! But. When we got home, I pulled…
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BRIANNA IS RUINING HALLOWEEN!!
OMG! I AM SELLING MY LITTLE SISTER! Seriously, could you use an occasionally adorable (but mostly infuriating!!!) little kid around the house? Maybe you need someone to drive you up a wall or steal your stuff or blame things on…
