When the doorbell rang, I just figured it was a package. My mom’s been having insomnia lately, and when she can’t sleep, she orders some seriously weird stuff online. It’s kind of entertaining to see what she buys! But it wasn’t a delivery. It was a Girl Scout. She had a wagon full of Read More
How I Ended Up With Chipmunk Cheeks!
Wisdom teeth sound like they should be a good thing. I mean, they’re called WISDOM teeth, right? Like, people who are extra wise get them or something. Well, they’re NOT. Wisdom teeth should be called STUPID, AWFUL, EMBARRASSING teeth! UGH. If you don’t know, wisdom teeth are Read More
MY FREAKIEST DREAM EVER!!!
OMG! I just had the freakiest dream EVER!! If you’ve ever seen that old movie Freaky Friday, where the girl and her mom switch bodies, that gives you an idea what I’ve been through. Only it was WAY worse than switching bodies with my mom! I woke up, and everything was normal. It was a Read More
10 REASONS WHY I HATE YOU, NIKKI!!
Dear Nikki, I’m having a HORRIBLE day!! And, it’s all YOUR fault!! So, I decided to write in to YOUR advice column and put you on BLAST in front of the entire WORLD. And, YES! I personally drew the artwork for this letter (well, except for the very first one above, which I Read More
MY REALITY SHOW!!
Remember recently I told you that I SO don’t keep up with the Kardashians? The main reason I’m not a fan is because I know it’s all totally scripted. And this last season, all the stuff they did to that basketball player giant was totally cruel! OK, so I MIGHT have watched just a little Read More
10 AWESOME THINGS
The other day I was complaining to my mom about all the usual things. MacKenzie is pure evil, I get WAY too much homework, if I don’t get an iPhone soon I may die from tech deprivation….you know the drill! Mom was all like, “Quit whining! You have a great life. You should be grateful Read More
