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I WILL NEVER BE WARM AGAIN!!!!
BRRRRR!!!! I have never been so cold in. My. LIFE!!!!! I mean, okay, at least I have warm clothes and a roof over my head. But a lot of good that roof does me. You know why? Our HEATER is…
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BRIANNA’S TOTALLY UNFAIR UNBIRTHDAY!!!
Hiding isn’t the right word. Cowering? Figuring out how I might disguise myself and escape this house? It all started when Brianna watched the old animated Disney version of Alice in Wonderland. I tried to warn her not to. That…
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Invasion Of The Zombie Cousins!!!!!
I was TOTALLY prepared for the arrival of my crazy Maxwell cousins. I’d hidden my valuables. Chloe and Zoey were on standby to brainstorm escape routes via text. Brandon even said I could come volunteer at Fuzzy Friends if things…
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Gardening Disaster!!!
Remember that nice moment I had with Brianna a couple weeks ago, when we saw the first flower of spring? SOMEHOW, that made me think I should volunteer to help my parents prepare the vegetable garden in the back yard…
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SNOW DAY, PART TWO
I’m baaaack!!! Did you miss me? My hands are finally thawed out so I can finish telling you about my crazy snow day with Brianna. Remember how I built her an igloo, and that crazy girl DESTROYED all my hard…
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Snow Day
Today started out AMAZING!!! I woke up to a thick blanket of snow outside my window. The perfectly white, fresh snow that’s just right for a Snow-Brandon (that’s like a snowman, only it’s got hair that swoops into its dreamy…
