OMG! I CANNOT believe what my mom made me do this weekend!! On Friday night she told me she was planning to spend Saturday babysitting Candy, Bambi, and Brandi Shufflebottom, these triplets from Brianna’s class. (Those poor girls, what HORRIBLE names!) I said, “Oh, man! That stinks!  Read More

Going back to school is almost always TRAUMATIZING, and this year was no exception! It all started when I went back-to-school shopping with my mom. I just knew she’d to try to make me buy all kinds of lame, tacky stuff, like a sweater with an embroidered cat on it or a pair of wool,  Read More

I am so SUPER mad at my Mom!! I swear she wants me to be the world’s biggest dork! Seriously, I think she starts each day with a to-do list that looks a little something like this: 1. Wait until Nikki has a friend over to ask her if she needs some super embarrassing product from the  Read More

They drive me NUTS, and all the time. I mean ALL the time! Seriously, they’re even bigger dorks than me! My dad wears plaid golf pants so high the waistband practically touches his armpits. My mom often has more lipstick on her teeth than on her mouth. And Brianna, well, I present you  Read More