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MY MOM TOTALLY TRAUMATIZED ME AGAIN!
OMG! I CANNOT believe what my mom made me do this weekend!! On Friday night she told me she was planning to spend Saturday babysitting Candy, Bambi, and Brandi Shufflebottom, these triplets from Brianna’s class. (Those poor girls, what HORRIBLE…
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WHY I’M NEVER SCHOOL SHOPPING WITH MY MOM AGAIN!
Going back to school is almost always TRAUMATIZING, and this year was no exception! It all started when I went back-to-school shopping with my mom. I just knew she’d to try to make me buy all kinds of lame, tacky…
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SOCIAL MEDIA HUMILIATION!!
I am so SUPER mad at my Mom!! I swear she wants me to be the world’s biggest dork! Seriously, I think she starts each day with a to-do list that looks a little something like this: 1. Wait until…
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WHY I LOVE MY CRAZY FAMILY
They drive me NUTS, and all the time. I mean ALL the time! Seriously, they’re even bigger dorks than me! My dad wears plaid golf pants so high the waistband practically touches his armpits. My mom often has more lipstick…
