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WHY BRIANNA THINKS I’M AN ICE QUEEN
I’m SO tired of my mom trying to force me to be Brianna’s best friend! She has her own six-year old friends, who also love Queasy Cheesy and drawing on walls, and I have my own friends, who, thankfully, never…
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THE THREE MOST EMBARRASSING WORDS MY MOM HAS EVER SAID
Why do I feel like my life is one giant chain of HUMILIATING events? Oh yeah, because IT IS! And my parents make sure of it. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that on the day I was born,…
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DORKY DELIVERY DRAMA!
This weekend there was CRAZY drama at my house! Last week I ordered this super cool art kit online, and I knew it was coming on Saturday morning. When I woke up, I checked the tracking website, and it said…
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I REALLY HATE WHEN MY MOM…
I HATE when my mom volunteers me to do stuff without asking me if I want to do it. She does it all the time! I’ll be lying in bed on a Saturday morning, daydreaming about the perfectly buttered popcorn…
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WHY I’M NEVER SCHOOL SHOPPING WITH MY MOM AGAIN!
Going back to school is almost always TRAUMATIZING, and this year was no exception! It all started when I went back-to-school shopping with my mom. I just knew she’d to try to make me buy all kinds of lame, tacky…
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MY DAD, A WETSUIT, AND TOTAL HUMILIATION!
My parents should SERIOUSLY consider changing “Family Fun Day” to “Family Humiliation Day,” because that would be WAY more accurate! Seriously, almost EVERY time we go out together something super embarrassing happens! This weekend, we all agreed we’d have a…
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