January 22, 2013 THE CCPS ARE ALL TURNING ON MACKENZIE!! Remember how I told you MacKenzie and Jessica got into a HUGE fight because MacKenzie borrowed her iPad without asking, and then it got stolen when her house got robbed? Well, it’s been ALL OUT WAR between the two of them!! On Friday morning, I saw Jessica and a bunch of other CCPs crowding around MacKenzie’s locker. I figured everything was back to normal and that MacKenzie was telling some totally BORING and unnecessarily dramatic story about losing her lip gloss, while all her little lackeys hung on her every word. But nope! That’s not what was going on at all! MacKenzie didn’t show up to school that day, and Jessica was telling EVERYONE she was a nasty thief! I heard her say, “Her locker’s FULL of stuff she stole from all of you! Seriously, she takes your stuff and then laughs about how DUMB you all look when you’re desperately looking for it!” After that, I heard someone screech, “I knew it! That witch took my iPhone!” Someone else yelled, “She stole my Juicy hoodie after gym class!” And then someone from down the hall who wasn’t part of the CPP huddle yelled with a super deep voice, “She stole the wax kit I use on my mustache!” Everyone looked around to see who said it, but whoever it was must have yelled and run! I was tempted to find the person since I was SUPER curious to see what eighth grade girl has a mustache…and waxes it! But I was more curious to keep watching the CCPs. I mean, this was SUPER intense!! I wouldn’t have been surprised if they all pulled pitchforks out of their lockers and left school to storm MacKenzie’s house, like an angry mob. THAT’S how INSANELY fired up they all were! Even though MacKenzie’s a wretched human being, I couldn’t believe she’d really steal all that stuff from her friends. I mean, for one thing, her family’s loaded! She doesn’t need to steal an iPhone…her Dad would buy her an Apple STORE if she batted her eyelids and whined enough. And for another thing, I HIGHLY doubt she’d want someone else’s USED sweatshirt. One time I borrowed Chloe’s gym shirt because I spilled in lunch and didn’t have extra clothes in my locker. MacKenzie shrieked, “That’s SO disgusting! She probably sweat all over the armpits, and now you’ll never stop smelling like Chloe B.O.! I can’t believe you even TOUCHED it!” The CCPs were ALL up in arms, yelling out things that had gone missing and blaming MacKenzie for it, when Jessica whistled super loudly with her fingers in her mouth. She yelled, “Girls! Let’s take it down a notch!” That was kind of funny since SHE started all the drama! Then she continued, “There’s only ONE way to solve all this for good…we HAVE to get into MacKenzie’s locker!” It was getting close to the start of homeroom, and they were all blocking MY locker, but I was afraid they might all growl at me if I asked them to move. Angry CCPs are super scary! While I was standing there thinking about it, Jessica looked over and said, “Hey you! You have the locker right next to MacKenzie’s. You must know her combination! I bet you’ve been DYING to break into this thing and go through her stuff!” So I said, “You got me! I’m a creepy stalker freak who secretly fantasizes about using MacKenzie’s lip gloss, holding her purses, and pretending I’m a stuck-up CCP!” Except I said it in my head so no one heard it but me! What I really said was, “Um, nope. Sorry, I can’t help!” After that, the bell rang, and the CCPs all stormed off looking super annoyed with me. I saw MacKenzie today in school and it was CRAZY!!! I have to run. I’ll tell you ALL about it on Thursday!