January 6, 2015 6 THINGS MACKENZIE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ME As you might remember from my last blog post, MacKenzie RANDOMLY added me on Skype not too long ago and then told me she bought me a belated holiday gift. I would have been less surprised if she said, “I just grew a second mouth, which means I’ll be using DOUBLE the lip gloss and harassing you TWICE as much!” That’s how totally SHOCKING it was to get a Skype message from her…AND a friendly one! She told me she planned to give it to me after winter break, which was only a few days away…but in EGAT (enemy-gift-anticipation time), that’s like a few CENTURIES! To make the suspense less UNBEARABLE, Chloe, Zoey, and I made a list of things she possibly could give me: Zoey’s guesses: A hairbrush full of lice A compact with the words “ugly dork” written on the mirror Chloe’s guesses: A box of homemade candy, made with chocolate laxatives A perfume bottle filled with cat pee My guesses: A fancy lighter (to use to set ALL my clothes on fire) A shirt with the anti-theft tag still on it (so I’d wear it in and out of a store and then get caught and arrested) They were all really good guesses, but I wouldn’t know for sure until we were back in school, and I didn’t think I could wait that long. So I did something UNTHINKABLE! I Skype messaged HER! That’s right…I VOLUNTARILY initiated contact with the worst human being on the planet, even though a crazy, stalker fan of my diaries WASN’T pressing a gun to my chest, screaming, “Press send, or I’LL be a not-so-happy heartbreaker…LITERALLY!” I wrote: “Hey, MacKenzie. It’s me, Nikki J. Maxwell.” I thought FOR SURE she was going to mock me mercilessly for that! For one thing, my name is my username. It was so OBVIOUSLY me! And even if my username was something random, like WCDartLOVA14, I’m sure she didn’t need the middle initial and last name, since, as she’s told me before, “Nikki is the most DISGUSTING name ever! Only a LOSER like you would have that name!” Still, she wasn’t even slightly mean and didn’t mock me even a bit! Instead, she wrote: “Hey, girly. Sup?” I wanted to write: “Sup? As in ‘What’s up?’ TIME, that’s what’s up! So tell me, RIGHT NOW, what game are you playing here, and what horrible, sadistic, insulting gift are you planning to give me in school!?!?” But then I thought, what if she was actually trying to be nice for a change? No, I’m not sitting in my own urine while wrapped up in a freakishly large baby blanket…because I wasn’t BORN YESTERDAY! It’s just that you never know! So instead, I wrote: “Just thinking about that gift you got me. Hey, I have a thought! Why don’t you have your mom give it to my mom in their spin class tomorrow.” (I forgot to mention my mom’s taking spin classes with MacKenzie’s mom. I’m pretty sure it’s legal torture using a stationary bike as a weapon, because every time she comes home, she looks super frustrated, kind of traumatized, and TOTALLY beat!) I thought that was a totally brilliant plan, but because I’m just a genius, not an EVIL genius like MacKenzie, she didn’t bite! Instead, she wrote: “And not see your face when you open it? I wouldn’t miss that for the WORLD! Later, girly!” Going back to school this week was kind of bittersweet, because it meant less Sponge Bob and more math…but it also meant I could FINALLY stop stressing about the “gift” MacKenzie got for me! It wasn’t ANY of the things we guessed! And I’d LOVE to tell you all about it right now, but my mom needs me to watch Brianna while she runs to the gym for her daily torture. TO BE CONTINUED!! (I know, suspense like this is totally LAME! But I got through it, and you will too!)
Jessica says January 13, 2015 at 10:58 am Well I think she TOTALLY playing a game cause I, Jessica, is her bff who knows everything about her! NOT!
Shazz says January 13, 2015 at 6:20 am OMG the suspense might just kill me! Btw I don’t think it’s gonna be a nice one XD
E'Nyjah says January 12, 2015 at 10:37 pm I really want to see what the gift is it might just be a treak
Alicia says January 12, 2015 at 8:25 pm Oh yea, what POSSIBLY could MacKenzie, The Snobby,Lip gloss addicted, CCP princess have gotten you? Here are a few ideas. (This is a nice gift, and id be SURPRISED if she got you this.) Some new clothes/dresses. (NOT THAT I HATE YOUR OUTFIT, ITS AWESOME. But you know MacKenzie.) (Next are the REAL gifts.) Half used lipstick A box full of RATS And POISON!
Niall#1fan says January 12, 2015 at 8:02 pm SQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I cant wait to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nialllover111 says January 12, 2015 at 8:00 pm OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im dying to know!!!!!!!!
gracie says January 12, 2015 at 6:22 pm i bet she got you…….. taylor swift tickets ( i know that sounds to nice but when you get they say your tickets are fake and get you arrested case she try to do that before . how dose my stories sound * for never write again ** bad *** ok **** good ***** amazing ************************ best in the world
coolg24 says January 12, 2015 at 6:17 pm Just tell us! PA-LEASE! But I don’t know what advice I can give you! If you open it, you could be totally embarrassed! But if you just toss it aside, considering how abnormal your life is, it could be a real nice gift! I have no idea! Good luck Nikki:)
Tattle tale says January 12, 2015 at 4:03 pm OMG MY SISTER AND ME OUR TREATED UNFAIRLY SHES THE LITTLE SUGAR PLUM AND IM THE LITTLE BRAT