January 13, 2015 THE GIFT MACKENZIE GAVE ME! It’s time! Seriously, I mean it! I’m really going to tell you guys what gift MacKenzie gave me! Just to catch you up, in case your computer exploded and you haven’t read my blog in two weeks (because there’s no other good excuse not to read it!!!): MacKenzie added me on Skype during the holiday break and told me she got me a late Christmas gift, but I couldn’t have it till we got back to school. The suspense was killing me, so I Skyped HER and asked her to give the gift to her mom (who takes spin classes at the gym with my mom) so I could get it sooner. She said no, because she wanted to see the look on my face when I opened it. I was so freaked out the night before we went back to school that I had this HORRIBLE nightmare. I showed up at school wearing nothing but Brianna’s Princess Sugar Plum footie pajamas. They were all stretched out, so I looked totally ridiculous, like my dad when he wears shorts three sizes too small and grosses the neighbors out while jogging. The whole student body was standing outside my mom’s car, holding massive iPhones, ready to record the whole TERRIFYING ordeal. Then MacKenzie walked up to me in slow motion holding this giant box that was shaking, like there was some kind of wild animal inside, waiting to jump out at me and bite my nose off! When I opened the box, I (the dreaming me, not the one in the dream) couldn’t see what was inside it. But my face turned as red as a big glob of ketchup, and my head started expanding, like a balloon a kid was blowing up. It got SO big that it detached from my neck and starting floating up to the sky, where the whole city could see the look on my face. I woke up in my bed DRENCHED in sweat. I thought maybe, just maybe, I peed myself, but I couldn’t be sure, on account of all that sweat! When I got to school I thought something I NEVER think: “I hope I see MacKenzie right away!” I just wanted to get this over with! And sure enough, I did! She was right outside of school, holding a box. But luckily, it wasn’t shaking, and I wasn’t wearing pajamas made for a five-year old. She walked toward me, handed me the box, gave me an awkward hug, and said, “Here’s your gift.” Then she walked away. I opened it right then and saw it was a box of art supplies. Not art supplies nestled in a pile of poisonous bugs. Not art supplies floating in a puddle of cat pee. Just art supplies…and expensive ones!” It was SO totally weird! I couldn’t wait until lunch to ask Chloe and Zoey what they thought about this bizarre situation. But then I didn’t have to! I was in a bathroom stall when MacKenzie and Jessica walked in, and I heard, “My mom is SO annoying, and she needs to mind her own business!” Then Jessica said, “I know! I can’t believe she bought those art supplies and made you give them to that DORK while she watched!” MacKenzie responded, “She comes from a LONG LINE of dorks! That brain dead mother of hers keeps blabbing about ‘poor little Nikki’ in spin class. So, my mom felt sorry for her. But, I don’t care if she gets infected with a flesh eating bacteria…I’m NEVER being nice to her again!” I’m kind of annoyed with my mom, and curious about what she said! But I guess her heart was in the right place, and I got some awesome new art supplies out of the deal! Are you surprised that’s what the gift was? And what do you think my mom said to MacKenzie’s mom that made her feel bad for me?
Madison says January 20, 2015 at 6:51 pm OMG what a nice gift and I knew it was going to be good and then she said that I was like “OH NO SHE DIDN’T ” I know the gift was cool and thought of a bad gift changed to be good,but her personality has not changed A BIT.
Genevieve says January 20, 2015 at 6:12 pm I knew Mackenzie would never ever wanted to give a gift.But that does not matter.You got a gift.
dorkgirl da pickle says January 20, 2015 at 5:26 pm well that was a surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was totally expecting something bad!
miss dork dork says January 20, 2015 at 4:14 pm i really am happy for you Nikki!! But did Mackenzie’s mom break into your house when nobody was there or did Mackenzie think you are a really great artist?( just sayin’, but Mackenzie probably would never think that. After all, she IS a diva.)
Dorkiestdork101 says January 20, 2015 at 2:09 pm OMG! She gave you something nice?! Well, all I can say is “that’s a first!”
D.D. girl says January 20, 2015 at 9:12 am That’s amazing! I as afraid that she was actually going to get you something bad. What I was really hoping for was for Mackenzie to actually be nice! But of course, you cant spell DRAMA without Mackenzie.
DorkDiariesFan101 says January 19, 2015 at 9:21 pm I think that obviously Mackenzie was told to do this as personly i think that she would not be at all nice to you, Nikki, maybe she was just forced to give you the ” Late Christmas” Gift. Whatever, and now you have new art supplies!!!
DorkDiariesFan101 says January 19, 2015 at 9:01 pm I think that obviously Mackenzie was told to do this as personly i think that she would not be at all nice to you, Nikki, maybe she was just forced to give you the ” Late Christmas” Gift. Whatever, and now you have new art supplies!!!
Panda Dork says January 19, 2015 at 8:37 pm Nikki, what if it was something that punches you in the face after you open it, or a card that said “bug girl” on it in big letters. I am really happy it wasn’t that. Maybe your mom told Mackenzie’s mom that your mom felt bad that your painting that you spent two whole summers on got wrecked, so Mackenzie’s mom told Mackenzie to give you some expensive art supplies to make something new.
Nikki Rocks says January 19, 2015 at 2:52 pm I guess that those art supplies are gonna get you into art school I’m also really happy that it wasn’t another one of her mischievous pranks I mean like you said that girl is vain but at least you didn’t get humiliated and by the way you could turn this story and your last one into a book -Nikki Rocks
Miss Know-It-All says January 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm Thank god it wasn’t something bad! Well, we all know Mac’s never gonna change.. Good Luck Girl!
dork-a-licious says January 19, 2015 at 12:51 pm I love love llllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee your books!!! they are inspiring (and good for comebacks
Dorkalicious says January 19, 2015 at 12:00 pm It was So obvious the MacKenzie did not really care but hey you got some expensive art supplies
Dork diaries ROCK! says January 19, 2015 at 11:54 am OMG OMG OMG !!!!!! Mackenzie is a cold heartless man eating shark!!!!!!! But at least u got some good stuff out of it . But seriously Mackenzie and Jessica should stop get there long pointy noses in your business !!!
Dorkalicious says January 19, 2015 at 11:51 am It was SO obvious that MacKenzie did not really mean it but hey you got yourself expensive art supplies.
sophia says January 19, 2015 at 11:44 am I cant believe she bought you something nice art supplies WHATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN SHE DIDNT WANT TO GIVE U THE GIFT HER MUM ACTUALLY BROUGHT FOR U AND THEN SHE TALKS TO JESSICA IN THE TOILETS SAYING THAT YOUR A BIG DORK AND SHE DID NOT WANT TO GIVE U THE GIFT & THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE NICE TO U AGAIN