May 19, 2015 10 REASONS WHY I HATE YOU, NIKKI!! Dear Nikki, I’m having a HORRIBLE day!! And, it’s all YOUR fault!! So, I decided to write in to YOUR advice column and put you on BLAST in front of the entire WORLD. And, YES! I personally drew the artwork for this letter (well, except for the very first one above, which I borrowed from YOU because you drew my eyes as beautiful as they really are!) because I’m a WAY better artist than YOU ever were. Everyone knows you CHEATED to win the Avant Guarde Art competition back in September and I should have WON! I’m so angry right now I could just… SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!! Today at lunch, I was completely torn between the tofu salad and the tofu burger since I’m very particular about what I eat. I finally decided on the Teriyaki Tofu Salad with honey ginger dressing and a chilled bottle of Mountain’s Peak spring water. WHY? Because the tofu burger had a huge, nasty FLY buzzing around it. And, it totally reminded me of YOU, Nikki!! EWWW!! Anyway, just as I was about to sit down at the CCP table (because I’m the QUEEN of the Cool, Cute and Populars!! Jealous much, Nikki!!), I noticed my BFF, Jessica, and ALL of my other friends laughing hysterically at a VIDEO of some STUPID girl FREAKING OUT with a BUG in her hair!! I was DYING to watch it and LAUGH at her too. Until I realized SHE was ME :-(!… ME, COMPLETELY IN SHOCK THAT MY CCP FRIENDS WOULD LAUGH AT ME IN THAT HORRIBLE VIDEO WITH THE BUG STUCK IN MY HAIR! Suddenly, my stomach started to feel very SICK and QUEASY. Yes, it was partially due to the flashback of that nasty fly buzzing around the tofu burger I almost ATE! Yuck! But, most of my NAUSEA came from watching that VIDEO of ME having a MELTDOWN with the bug in my hair!! I could NOT believe my BFF, Jessica, and my CCP friends would actually STAB me in my back like this. I have never been so utterly HUMILIATED in my ENTIRE LIFE!! OMG!! My reputation at this school is RUINED!! I’m so upset right now I could just… SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!! So, Nikki, would you like to know why I HATE you so much?! NO. You DON’T want to know? Well, Miss Smarty Pants! I’m going to tell you ANYWAY!! So, just deal with it! Here’s my list. The SHORT one. Go ahead Nikki! READ MY LIST!…. 10 REASONS WHY I HATE YOU!! 1. You CHEATED to WIN the Avant-garde Art show!! 2. You totally RUINED my birthday party by SABOTAGING the chocolate fountain!! 3. You competed in the TALENT SHOW and landed a RECORD DEAL even though your application was INCOMPLETE (like WHO names their band, “Actually, I’m Not Really Sure Yet!”)!! 4. You WON the Holiday on Ice show and EVERYBODY knows that you CAN’T ice skate! 5. You TOILET-PAPERED my house on New Year’s Eve!!!! 6. You tricked me into DIGGING through a DUMPSTER filled with GARBAGE in my designer dress at the Sweetheart Dance! 7. You actually KISSED my FBF (Future Boyfriend) BRANDON for charity! 8. You pretended to be seriously HURT during dodgeball so that I would get DETENTION (which, BTW, could totally RUIN my chances to get into an Ivy League university)! 9. You put a nasty STINK BUG in my hair!! And, the HORRIBLE THING, that I just found out TODAY… 10. You’ve completely RUINED my reputation and HUMILIATED me because now the ENTIRE SCHOOL is passing around that awful VIDEO of me having a meltdown about the BUG that YOU put in my hair!!!!!! I am so NOT making this stuff up!! It’s quite obvious you’re trying to completely DESTROY my life!! OMG! What if I become as UNPOPULAR as YOU are?! Just the thought of it makes me want to VOMIT again (like I did in French class). UGH!!!!! Things are SO bad at this school that ONE of us has to GO! It’s either YOU!! Or…ME!! And, if Principal Winston won’t KICK you out of this school for RUINING MY LIFE… I’M GOING TO GET RID OF YOU MYSELF! And, I mean it!! I’ve had it up to HERE with you, Nikki Maxwell! You are NOT going to get away with this. Just admit it! If YOU were ME, you’d HATE yourself TOO!! By the WAY, I don’t actually NEED any advice from YOU, Nikki!! I can get more intelligent advice from my stupid pet poodle, FIFI!! But, I can GIVE you some advice… You better watch your back, Hon! Because I’M about to make YOUR life a living NIGHTMARE!!! And, I’ll be writing about it all in YOUR…er, I mean, MY diary! All of your DORKY little friends here (and the ENTIRE world!!) will FINALLY be able to read MY SIDE OF THE STORY on June 2nd. So, here is a question I have for EVERYONE reading this (Yes, this means YOU!): If Nikki Maxwell is so NICE, FRIENDLY and DORKY, then WHY did she do all of the MEAN and NASTY things to me on my list?! COME ON, PEOPLE! I’M WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWER….!!!! (**Impatiently drumming fingers on my desk as I wait and hear only crickets**) If you have a LAME EXCUSE for why your little friend TERRORIZES ME, please post it in the comments because I want to read it. Go ahead and post nasty comments about me because, personally, I don’t care! YOU will NEVER hurt MY feelings because I’M the QUEEN OF MEAN! You guys are lucky you don’t know what I’M saying about YOU behind YOUR backs!! SEE YA!! WOULDN’T WANT TO BE YA!! TOODLES, P.S. Dear Lionsgate Movie Team, Do you know who should play MacKenzie in the upcoming Dork Diaries movie?!! ME! That’s who, you IDIOTS!!! Only someone as PERFECT as ME can play someone as PERFECT as ME!! Don’t HATE me because I’m BEAUTIFUL! Just have YOUR people call MY people!!
Nikki+Brandon=love says June 9, 2015 at 1:48 pm oh come on Mackenzie get over it Nikki’s just so much better than u and one day u see she’ll be more popular than u. You sound like a toddler, and that’s a compliment. RELAX!!! You may need to think this through. Did Nikki really cheat into winning the art show? Maybe you’re so mad that you lie and pretend that the real situation is worse than it really was. calm down and take a chill pill because all of this drama is because YOU pretty much get nikki in her last nerve and brandon he HATES YOU too cause YoU think you are that you are like i am mackenzie Hollister blah blah blah i am a ccp blah blah blah i am blah blah blah just why don’t you try to be friends with nikki she is nice after all and maybe she doesn’t have as much money as you do.Nice Mackenzie. I agree with Music Girl and Dancer Girl! Calm Down!!!!! You are not at all being MATURE! And GOOD LUCK trying to kick Nikki out! I think that will be you, HON! Seriously MacKenzie,as Nikki always says,CRY A RIVER,BUILD A BRIDGE,AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!You don’t even know how those “mean” things even happened!!!
dorkalicious ( GO TEAM DORKS!) says June 9, 2015 at 11:59 am Has anyone noticed that pretty much every one of mackenzies reasons is from a different book?
dorkalicious ( GO TEAM DORKS!) says June 9, 2015 at 11:57 am Omg Mackenzie, maybe you need to take a chill pill and RELAX! And, btw, maybe you need to consult THIS LIST… THINGS MACKENZIE HAS DONE TO NIKKI 1. You called Nikki a uncivilised gorrilla after she made an HONEST MISTAKE and opened that invite, thinking you were inviting her to your party! 2. You actually STOLE Nikki’s duffel bag containing ALL her clothing at the Halloween dance! 3. You pretty much CYBER-BULLIED Nikki by posting that video of Brianna and her singing the ‘I love Queasy Cheesy’ song! 4. You locked Nikki in the store cupboard at the holiday on ice show! 5. You stole Brandons phone and tried to break-up Brandon and Nikki’s date! and finally, 6. You stole Nikki’s diary! WHO DOES THAT?!?!
somegirl says June 9, 2015 at 10:35 am personally I think they are both a little wrong and a little right. Mackenzie needs to lay off the insults and niki needs to stop blaming mackenzie for EVERYTHING. sure mac is mean but nikki complains tooo much about her life I mean its pretty great and she should be greatful. I think nikki needs to speak up and be nice to her because she only talks to mac in her head but then does mean stuff in retaliation.
Mackenzie says June 9, 2015 at 10:22 am Mackenzie I like you as a friend and all but chill out she won the contest square and fair so get over it ok,also you kinda deserved the chocolate fountain thing your the one who tried to sabotage nikki
Stella says June 9, 2015 at 9:03 am Now I can see how Mackenzie feels about the Nikki vs. Mackenzie face-off. I bet if Mackenzie and Nikki just talk about it without any yelling or badmouthing, they would be close friends. (Not to be against Nikki, but she exaggerates sometimes)
Raquel- says June 9, 2015 at 9:03 am Hey MacKenzie you can’t blame every body else for your actions even though Nikki fainted it was because of your ball and all she did was help you get that bug out of your hair so please just be grateful for that so please it’s time to be responsible for once-in-a-lifetime
Craft life (youtuber) says June 9, 2015 at 5:52 am Mackenzie Nikki did not do anything mean to you (apart from the garbage dump incident) You should act back how she did to you not just being mean to her all day long. What do you think of this comment comment down below.
DramaDork says June 9, 2015 at 4:39 am OMG Mackenzie CALM YOUR FARM, CRY YOURSELF A RIVER ,BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!! PS:Loved your little statement at the end…IT’S FUNNY,hon
Viviana Arellano says June 9, 2015 at 12:39 am Hey who agrees that Patrick should be in the dork diaries book!!! If you don’t know who he is, he’s the guy version of Mackenzie and read about him on the blog. It’s pretty far back so keep an eye out
Bre says June 9, 2015 at 12:27 am Mackenzie.I have book 9 and I read all about you.You just have to calm down.Look in the good side.Your the Leader of the ccps!
queen of the dorks says June 9, 2015 at 12:24 am Mackenzie stop being self centred!! Brandon does not like you!! ok! you know he is into Nikki so find another guy!! Brandon and Nikki are a perfect match!!! try and be nice please!!!! just don’t hurt there relationship!!! let them be them!!!!! be nice to everyone!!1
dorks rule nikki rules everyone rules!! :) says June 8, 2015 at 11:06 pm Mackenzie how do u know nikki did all those things to u u cant read her mind so tell me and how could she put a bug in your hair she wasn’t even touching your hair?!?! and sometimes u got to be nice and your always have a bad day because your mean. mean people get bad luck good people get good luck when I was little I was just like u always flipping my long hair always bragging I did have friends then I started losing some friends then I started being nice to people that’s why I am always having a good day I know that when your angry u cant control u anger so when someone is telling u something mean just say so or I don’t know or that’s rude ( only if person being mean but only say that so big fight wont happen) I do that a lot and I kind of like saying it now and sometimes try to relax and I know this is so much advice!! but I am telling u something important so u could be a good person and last but no least no ones the boss of u your the boss of your self believe in your self and listen to your heart PEOPLE PLEASE READ THIS : )
dorks rule nikki rules everyone rules!! :) says June 8, 2015 at 10:42 pm NIKKI I AM UR BIGGEST BIGGEST FAN I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR U LIKE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I AM AT SCHOOL OR BESIDE MY FRIENDS I TALKS ABOUT U AND IVE READ UR BOOKS A MILLION THOUSAND TIME LIKE ABOUT THIS MUCH LET ME SHOW U!! 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 YEA THAT MUCH and Mackenzie I know all those comments might be hurting u but everyone’s saying things that are right try to listen to one to five comment or more that all we need