b'MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 110:00 A.M.Lately, my little sister, Brianna, has been a TOTAL BRAT ! Yes, shes adorably CUTE in ponytails, ruffles, and pink Barbie sneakers. But personally, Id rather have a BABY RATTLESNAKE as a sister. WHY? Because Brianna and her EVIL imaginary friend, Miss Penelope, have been SNEAKING into my room and STEALING my stuff! And when I complain to my parents, they make excuses for her and lecture me about how she loves and adores me because Im her big sister. Its a known scientific fact that there are over 7 TRILLION NERVES in the human body. But even MORE mind-boggling is that Brianna has managed to get on EVERY SINGLE ONE of MINE !THIS is what Ive been dealing with! . . .1'