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MY CELL PHONE DRAMA!
When I came down to breakfast this morning, my parents were BOTH sitting there, looking upset. “Nikki,” my mom said sternly. “We need to talk.” I had NOT done anything wrong! I was sure of it! I slumped into a…
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TOTAL TOILET PAPER PANDEMONIUM!
When my mom asked me if I could watch Brianna while she went to HomeGoods, I agreed. Well, it’s not like I had a choice, but still! Mom said that she wanted to pick up some things to redecorate the…
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DAD’S PIE PANDEMONIUM!
Okay, it all started when my dad baked a delicious apple pie for my mom. Mom said she loved it so much that he should enter the 89th Annual Westchester Pie Contest. It started out fine. I mean, I like…
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BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING NIGHTMARE!!
This morning, my mom said that she was taking me and Brianna shopping. Which was fine by me because I haven’t been shopping in AGES. What she failed to mention is that when she said shopping, she actually meant SCHOOL…
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WARNING—SUPER CONTAGIOUS GERMS!!!
I’m pretty sure I have the plague. Like from history class? Spread by rats, wiping out entire medieval villages, the Black Death, etc, etc? I don’t remember all the details, but I remember enough to be pretty sure I have…
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SPARE ME THE SPIDERS!!
I’m SOOO over this weekend!! I know that it’s only Saturday but it seems like today has lasted forever. And I can blame that entirely on Brianna!! I swear that the little brat can figure out every weakness that I…
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