Ever since my parents decided on a weekend trip to Lake Foster, my dad has NOT stopped talking about pedal boats. He was super excited because when he was a kid, his family used to spend whole summers at Lake Foster. He and his brother loved to rent pedal boats, which are like this weird Read More
I’M TURNING INTO A HUMAN POPSICLE!!
If I don’t finish writing this entry, it will be because my fingers have frozen all the way through and snapped off my body. But don’t worry, it won’t be bloody. Because the blood will have all frozen in my veins. I’m basically a human popsicle! It’s COLD. Like, freeze-your-fingers-off Read More
BEAUTY, BRIANNA AND THE BEAST!
I was NOT the one who begged to go see Beauty And The Beast. That was ALL Brianna. Her ballet teacher was dancing in this production and she begged to go see it. That was fine with me—a bonding night for Brianna and Mom, right? But nooooo, Mom thought it would be a fun cultural event for Read More
TWELVE DANCING GRANNIES (OKAY, SEVEN)
When Grandma Maxwell called and asked if she could use our oven for the afternoon, I had NO IDEA what I was getting myself into. She’s been coming over to visit a lot more often since she learned how to use Uber. So I was expecting her to be dropped off by some random car. I was NOT Read More
BRIANNA IS THE WORST NURSE EVER!!!
I have never been so sick in. My. LIFE!!!! I’m pretty sure I’m going to die. I would like to leave all my art supplies to my BFF, Zoey, and all my cutest clothes to my BFF, Chloe. I’ll even leave my phone to Brianna, since I’ll be dead anyway! My head is POUNDING. I can’t stop Read More
I WILL NEVER BE WARM AGAIN!!!!
BRRRRR!!!! I have never been so cold in. My. LIFE!!!!! I mean, okay, at least I have warm clothes and a roof over my head. But a lot of good that roof does me. You know why? Our HEATER is broken!!!! This morning, I was in the middle of a dream about helping scientists in Antarctica. Read More