Grrrrrrrr! That’s me growling because I’m SUPER tired and SUPER annoyed with everyone and everything right now. Literally EVERYTHING is bugging me today! Since I’m a cross between Oscar the Grouch and Eeyore right now, I decided to make a list of some of the most annoying things in the Read More
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CAN’T DANCE?!
Hey Brandon,My school is having this big dance and practically everyone is going except me. I really want to go but I can’t dance. I have like NO rhythm!I’ve checked myself out in the mirror and it’s really painful to watch! I’m afraid if I try to dance, everyone will laugh at me. How can Read More
MY AUNT MABEL WON’T STOP EMBARRASSING ME!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHH! That was me screaming. Why, do you ask? Because my Aunt Mabel has come to visit, and she won’t stop humiliating me! (FYI, sitting at the kiddy table whenever I have holiday dinner at her house is NOTHING compared to what I went through this week! :() On Monday, I Read More
CAN A GUY BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A GIRL?
Dude,I’ve known my three best buddies since kindergarten. The problem is that two of them are girls, so whenever we’re all together classmates tease us by saying we like each other!The truth is that we’re all just really good friends. Now, I don’t want to hang out with my girl buddies Read More
WHEN YOUR PARENTS WON’T GIVE YOU THE PARTY YOU WANT
My dad won't let me have a birthday party at Sweet and Sassy. I haven't had a birthday party in six years and I'm turning ten this year. All I want is an ultimate mini spa party at Sweet and Sassy. My mom tried to talk my dad into it, but he said no. What should I do?Bridgette Hi Read More
EXCITING NEWS ABOUT MY NEW DIARY!
Guess what?!! My new book, DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-HAPPILY EVER AFTER (Book 8) comes out on Tuesday, September 30th. SQUEEEE!!! OMG! This diary is the most WACKIEST EVER! I had this freak accident in school and actually ended up in...well, it's kind of a secret and I don't Read More
