Dodgeball might be the worst gym game ever!! I’ve heard it’s actually banned in a ton of different schools because kids can get hurt. But it’s not banned in mine! In case you’ve never played dodgeball, I’ll explain what it is. Basically, there are two teams, and a ton of balls. And the Read More
I AM THE WORST COOK EVER!!
Last night my mom was all like, “I have a great idea! Monday night should be Nikki night. That means you get to cook dinner EVERY Monday!” She said it all enthusiastic, like she was offering to buy me backstage passes to a Taylor Swift concert, but to me it sounded like, “I have a great Read More
MY SUPER SUCCESSFUL GARAGE SALE!!
Last time I updated you I didn’t have time to tell you about my garage sale last weekend. I know the suspense is probably killing you!! LOL :) Let me just start by saying we made a TON of cash. In fact, we made so much that we emptied it all on top of my bed and rolled around in it, Read More
SPRING CLEANING DAY WAS SUPER FUN!!
Remember last week I told you about my plan to have a garage sale? No? I’ll get you up to speed! Mom usually makes me and Brianna help her clean for a WHOLE weekend once a year, which is all kinds of LAME. So this year I convinced her to let Chloe and Zoey help so we could do it all Read More
SPRING CLEANING GARAGE SALE!!
So you know how in the spring people go nuts cleaning and stuff? My mom does it EVERY year. And she totally puts me and Brianna to work! Seriously, we’re like a two-person sweatshop, except at least they get PAID! She thinks just because she sings Whistle While You Work it’s somehow Read More
AN AFTERNOON BATHROOM HORROR STORY
OMG I am super embarrassed!!!! Hyperventilating. Just. A. Little. OK, I should back it up a bit. So as we all know, I don’t have an iPhone, and I am tragically without a cool cell phone ear piece thingy. I might as well go to school in a horse-drawn carriage, because I make my Read More