When my mom asked me if I could watch Brianna while she went to HomeGoods, I agreed. Well, it’s not like I had a choice, but still! Mom said that she wanted to pick up some things to redecorate the living room with. I figured she wouldn’t take long, so I knew I could wrangle Brianna for  Read More

Okay, it all started when my dad baked a delicious apple pie for my mom. Mom said she loved it so much that he should enter the 89th Annual Westchester Pie Contest. It started out fine. I mean, I like pies! (Except when he goes a little over the top with his ideas – avocado nutmeg pie  Read More

This morning, my mom said that she was taking me and Brianna shopping. Which was fine by me because I haven’t been shopping in AGES. What she failed to mention is that when she said shopping, she actually meant SCHOOL SUPPLY shopping! And to make matters worse, Mom just dropped us off  Read More

I’m pretty sure I have the plague. Like from history class? Spread by rats, wiping out entire medieval villages, the Black Death, etc, etc? I don’t remember all the details, but I remember enough to be pretty sure I have it. Mine was PROBABLY not spread by rats. Between my dog Daisy  Read More

I’m SOOO over this weekend!! I know that it’s only Saturday but it seems like today has lasted forever. And I can blame that entirely on Brianna!! I swear that the little brat can figure out every weakness that I have. And not to sound braggadocious, but I don’t have too many. But  Read More

Okay, so we were STUCK in the middle of Lake Foster, on a pedal boat that wasn’t pedaling!!! (If you missed how we got there, you can catch up here—LINK—or just trust me that it was ALL my dad’s fault!!) My dad finally figured that the pedals were not working because something had  Read More