If I had a job, yesterday I would have called in almost dead—that’s how sick I felt! I don’t usually overdo it with candy on Halloween because I’m not 5 and I prefer to make it through the night without hurling…especially when it involves slow dancing with Brandon!!! But I TOTALLY went Read More
HALLOWEEN AND FLAT BROKE!
Halloween is SO much fun when you have buckets of cash to buy a fancy costume. But I’m FLAT BROKE! In September, my dad was all like, “Save your allowance, because you’ll need to buy a costume next month!” I totally thought he was kidding, like when he says, “You might enjoy Frank Read More
ARE YOU ADDICTED TO DRAMA? Take the Quiz!
MacKenzie is SUCH a drama queen that she makes reality TV look about as boring as an episode of Barney! (Remember him? The big purple dinosaur? Yeah…me neither! Moving on…) So the other day in school, she was all like, “Who smudged my locker mirror? I demand to know RIGHT NOW!” Like Read More
ARE YOU A LOYAL BFF? TAKE THE QUIZ!
I’m so super lucky to have awesome friends like Chloe and Zoe! And I’m TOTALLY glad I’m not one of MacKenzie’s mindless clones. Seriously, CCPs follow her around like the paparazzi follow Lindsay Lohan (except the CCPs probably aren’t hoping to catch a wardrobe malfunction…) The other day Read More
WHAT TYPE OF CRUSH-ITIS DO YOU HAVE?
Have you ever noticed how people look a lot like their dogs? It’s totally true! My Paris-Hilton-with-a-perm neighbor could be her poodle’s identical twin. I am SO not lying! Then there’s my dad’s vertically challenged friend, Bruce (that’s a super polite way of Read More
MORE EXCITING NEWS!!…
OMG! So much has been happening around here lately that my head is spinning :-)! FIRST, my book, DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-FABULOUS LIFE, won the 2010 Children's Choice Book of the Year Award for the 5th/6th grade division! SQUEEEEEEE! That was me screaming in excitement!!! Read More
