b'12You and your silly friends, Chloe and Zoey, are giggling and scampering down the hall like a pack of socially-challenged CHIPMUNKS!You obviously have no idea that your precious, little DIARY is missing!!Yes! I said,DIARY!! I cant wait to see you have a BIG, FAT HISSY FIT when you finally realize its gone! But, for now, Ill just hide it in my new Verna Bradshaw designer handbag that I bought (on sale for 20% off!) at the mall yesterday. Next period, I plan to get a bathroom pass from our French teacher.And, while youre busily conjugating verbs, Ill be READING your diary! TOODLES!! !!'