b'17That coat of yours was so HIDEOUS that it gaveme hives.So, I seriously contemplated dialing 911 for an ambulance. But, not for ME!I wanted them to transport your puke-colored coat to the city DUMP. And, then BURN it as a public health hazard.And, YES, Nikki!I sincerely did try to alert you to the fact that your coat sleeve was stuck in your locker door. But, due to my severe allergic reaction to your coat, all I could muster was a weak and very hoarse whisper that you apparently didnt hear.Of course, ALL of this was totally YOUR fault! WHY any rational HUMAN BEING would wear a PUKE-COLORED coat to school is beyond explanation, logic and reason!!Seriously, I CANT EVEN!!!'