b'18Anyway, by the time, I started to recover from the HORROR Id just experienced, you had already hopped happily down the hall like some cute, little, CLUELESS bunny and disappeared. Thats when I became so worried about your open locker that I went into a full blown PANIC ATTACK!! What if someone stole your text books?Our school would suffer a financial loss! What if someone stole your house keys?Your familys safety would be at risk! What if someone stole your coat? Theyd leave it in the woods so that a pregnant stray cat could have her kittens on it! So, Nikki, in spite of the fact that I basically HATE YOUR GUTS (just kidding, Hon !), I decided to do the responsible thing and take measures to protect your most valuable and treasured personal possession'