b'2FRIDAY, APRIL 11thDear Nikki,Sorry, but I think youve just LOST something very IMPORTANT!(Well, other than your CUTE, but ADORKABLE crush, Brandon! And, maybe your PRIDE!!) Hmmmnow WHAT could it be?!! Your backpack?Nope!Your Geometry textbook?Nope!Your French homework?Nope!How about something from that super tacky wardrobe of yours?I WISH!!The world would be a much better place without your HIDEOUS polyester pants!! And, where did you get those cheapo shoes?!'