Yesterday Brianna was crying herself a river about Mom and Dad not letting her get a dog. Seriously, she kept whining the same thing over and over again, “Me and Miss Penelope want a doggy friend!!!” I thought she was going to curl up in the corner and start shaking and drooling  Read More

Squeeeee!!! That’s me BURSTING with excitement to tell you about the Halloween Dance from earlier in the week! You already know I ended the night in a TOTAL candy coma, but what you DON’T know is that Brandon Roberts totally told me he’s madly in love with me at the dance!! Okay, so that  Read More

If I had a job, yesterday I would have called in almost dead—that’s how sick I felt! I don’t usually overdo it with candy on Halloween because I’m not 5 and I prefer to make it through the night without hurling…especially when it involves slow dancing with Brandon!!! But I TOTALLY went  Read More

Earlier this week, I was FREAKING OUT about my Halloween costume. I was trying to think of something clever, cute, AND cheap because I spent all my allowance on…hmmm…where did that money go?? Seriously, the second I have money to spend, I want to buy EVERYTHING! Last week, I bought a  Read More

Halloween is SO much fun when you have buckets of cash to buy a fancy costume. But I’m FLAT BROKE! In September, my dad was all like, “Save your allowance, because you’ll need to buy a costume next month!” I totally thought he was kidding, like when he says, “You might enjoy Frank  Read More

What’s up with every teacher giving WAY too much homework?! I bet when they interview for their jobs, the principle is all like, “Put your hand on the bible. Do you solemnly swear to faithfully assign at least two hours of homework every night, so help you God?” I bet there’s some kind of  Read More