This morning, my mom said that she was taking me and Brianna shopping. Which was fine by me because I haven’t been shopping in AGES. What she failed to mention is that when she said shopping, she actually meant SCHOOL SUPPLY shopping! And to make matters worse, Mom just dropped us off Read More
BIRD BRAIN
When Mrs. Wallabanger asked if I could take care of her parrot, Monty, while she went on a cruise, my first thought was Mrs. Wallabanger has a parrot named, “Monty???” I knew our next door neighbor had a yappy little dog by the name of “Creampuff,” who she walks around the neighborhood Read More
HOW TO STAY COOL WHEN IT’S HOT!
Today started out normal. Nothing much planned. Zoey’s on vacation with her family and Chloe was babysitting. I figured I’d binge watch My Very Rich And Trashy Life, eat junk food and maybe get up the nerve to text Brandon. Mom took Brianna to the community pool, but the last few days Read More
WARNING—SUPER CONTAGIOUS GERMS!!!
I’m pretty sure I have the plague. Like from history class? Spread by rats, wiping out entire medieval villages, the Black Death, etc, etc? I don’t remember all the details, but I remember enough to be pretty sure I have it. Mine was PROBABLY not spread by rats. Between my dog Daisy Read More
THE CASE OF THE MISSING CAT!!!
When I got to Fuzzy Friends, everything seemed totally normal. Brandon’s grandma waved to me from the front desk, where she was helping a happy family with adoption paperwork. A couple of college-age girls were peering into the cat cages and cooing at their favorites. “Brandon’s in Read More
SPARE ME THE SPIDERS!!
I’m SOOO over this weekend!! I know that it’s only Saturday but it seems like today has lasted forever. And I can blame that entirely on Brianna!! I swear that the little brat can figure out every weakness that I have. And not to sound braggadocious, but I don’t have too many. But Read More
