SQUEEEEE!!!! I am SO excited for Zoey that I can barely contain myself! You know how she’s awesome at giving advice because she’s addicted to self-help books? Well she’s about to have a lot more in common with Dr. Phil. No, she’s not planning to shave her head and start talking like Read More
HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOU’RE BORING SOMEONE
My crush texted me last night and while I was texting back to him, I had a feeling that I was boring him to death with my texts. He reads my texts but then doesn't reply to them until two hours later…or more!He said that he feels happy whenever I'm around him but my head keeps telling me Read More
THE THREE MOST EMBARRASSING WORDS MY MOM HAS EVER SAID
Why do I feel like my life is one giant chain of HUMILIATING events? Oh yeah, because IT IS! And my parents make sure of it. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that on the day I was born, my mom looked at my slimy, pink face and said, “Welcome to the world! You have about 29,000 Read More
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU KEEP LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS
I have this problem. My friend keeps inviting me over to her house but I can't go because my mom doesn't let me, so I lied to her, saying that I needed to get a flu shot. Now I have this really guilty feeling.She invites me to go ice skating, but I can’t go and so I make up some lame Read More
THE WINTER DANCE AND MY SQUISHED CHICKEN NIKNUGGETS
OMG, I just realized I never told you guys about the winter dance! I realized it yesterday when Brandon walked by my lunch table, looked at my brown paper bag, and said, “What’s in there? NikNuggets?” No, it wasn’t just some weird, random thing that made no sense whatsoever. (Well, Read More
WHAT TO DO AFTER YOU’VE TOLD ON YOUR FRIENDS
I’m in the sixth grade and I have tons of girl friends and guy friends. Before winter break, my girl friends and I heard my guy friends call another guy a rude name based on his outside appearance.My friends and I thought it was the right thing to do to tell our teacher. Now, most of the Read More
