Why is it that the WORST human beings often have the BEST luck with guys? And why do those same wretched, nasty, close-to-pure evil people save the MEANEST names for the NICEST girls? I think you all know who I’m talking about…MacKenzie! Yesterday morning I was standing at my locker Read More
ZOEY’S FIRST TV SHOW!
Yesterday was Zoey’s first show on our local TV station, and I’m super proud of her! (If you have no clue what I’m talking about, read this post from last week.) I was SUPER grateful for all your suggestions, and I ended up sharing them with Zoey so she could plan her first show Read More
WHY ZOEY WAS ALL DRESSED UP YESTERDAY!!
SQUEEEEE!!!! I am SO excited for Zoey that I can barely contain myself! You know how she’s awesome at giving advice because she’s addicted to self-help books? Well she’s about to have a lot more in common with Dr. Phil. No, she’s not planning to shave her head and start talking like Read More
THE THREE MOST EMBARRASSING WORDS MY MOM HAS EVER SAID
Why do I feel like my life is one giant chain of HUMILIATING events? Oh yeah, because IT IS! And my parents make sure of it. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that on the day I was born, my mom looked at my slimy, pink face and said, “Welcome to the world! You have about 29,000 Read More
THE WINTER DANCE AND MY SQUISHED CHICKEN NIKNUGGETS
OMG, I just realized I never told you guys about the winter dance! I realized it yesterday when Brandon walked by my lunch table, looked at my brown paper bag, and said, “What’s in there? NikNuggets?” No, it wasn’t just some weird, random thing that made no sense whatsoever. (Well, Read More
MY NEW YEAR’S SLEEPOVER AND ZOEY’S BIG WISH!
I can’t believe I made it a WHOLE week into 2014 without telling you guys all about my annual New Year’s Eve sleepover!! As you may remember from last week’s post, it almost didn’t happen because my mom wanted me to babysit Brianna. But I had a whole list of things I’d rather do, Read More
